Post 1-2 Hello everyone. Another wacky week in a wacky wor.. (OnlyFans)

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Hello everyone.  Another wacky week in a wacky world.  Seems like we are just spinning wheels and making noise but that’s about it.  Oh well, such is the way of the world as it is.  Lets move on the better things.  Me.  Lol, if I’m better things, then we definitely have issues on this planet.  My favorite saying and I have said it since I was a kid, “WARNING! Living on the planet earth is hazardous to your health!”  No matter how you spin it, it’s true.  You can literally count on it being true.  Anyway.  Red yoga pants.  I am wearing them to my training session, I don’t care that anyone thinks.  Not quite true, though I may not care what their minds think, I do care what their dicks think.  That’s a truth that you can count on.  I am wired weirdly.  I am more concerned about the wellbeing of a man’s cock than his…basically anything else.  I am bad like that.  I literally sometimes think of guys as nothing but vehicles for their dicks.  I am unconcerned about how much money they make, how great they are, what their interests are, their life goals.  Blah blah blah.  How’s your dick?  Is it good?  Let me check on it to make sure all is well.  Saturday night was fun but very uneventful.  It ended up being a solo weekend, though.  I broke down last night and got myself off.   Oh well, there is always this week.  I am supposed to shoot another video with a guy who already shot one.  That is tomorrow, but I am a little concerned about it because he asked to go out on like “an actual date” and I am not into that with him.  He’s nice, good looking, but the date chemistry isn’t there.  Don’t know if that makes sense, but it is what it is.  I have had lots of fuck buddies I made videos with over the years.  Some I wanted to date, and they didn’t and vice versa.  So, I know what it’s like to be a fuck buddy.  Does it suck?  Maybe at first, but then you just kind of fall into the fuck buddy role and just enjoy the sex.  Guys think I don’t get turned down.  I get turned down more than I don’t.  I know how to do the loser dance with the best of them.  Saturday, I was watching some 20 something studs with their girlfriends, who I admit were extremely crotch soaking tasty, but the guys were better.  I found myself making up whole scenarios of getting fucked by all three of them.  I was busy thinking about getting airtight with them in the bathroom when my friends tapped me and got me back to reality.  I have been doing this lately, probably for the last year.  It must be an age thing.  I will talk to someone, holding a conversation with someone while playing a porn movie in my head of him, depositing a load of jizz in my colon.  I do it all the time now and the scenarios change depending on the person.  Can be guys, girls, couples, I am an equal opportunity day porn dreamer.  

A guy on here joined, asked me when were going to go out and fuck.  Sent me pics of his dick which just so you know, I am fine with.  I won’t rate them unless you tip me, it takes me 15 minutes to give an honest one, but I don’t mind seeing them.  Just like you don’t mind seeing tits, dicks and balls are A OK with me.  Anyway, he wants me to rate his dick, which was pretty nice, but I don’t, I say nothing about it.  He asks again; I tell him it’s fine.  He complains that isn’t a dick rating.  I tell him if he want’s me to rate it, tip me.  He says he doesn’t pay girls to rate his dick.  His nice looking dick is now getting uglier by the second.  I said I don’t rate dicks for free, unless of course it’s the dick attached to the dick.  He asked me what the $9.99 he paid was for.  I said to see my smiling face every fucking day.  He sent another pic of his dick.  I photoshopped it down to about an inch and sent it back and said it looks kind of small.  He wrote back and said I was a nasty old hag and he only joined to get free pussy.  I reminded him that he paid $9.99 and still struck out.  He is no longer a member…he unsubscribed.  The bastard.  I had so much more to say.  Fair warning.  I am still a master of Photoshop.  

I am wearing these red yoga pants to my trainer on Wednesday.  I couldn't care less what anyone says or thinks.  I like them; they cover my crotch, though they may or may not be a little sheer.  Depends on who you ask, I suppose.  If he is gracious enough to place his finger, tongue, or cock into my box, I don’t want them ripped.  We shall pull them down.  I like them and want to wear them out.  Not that this will happen, it most likely won’t but a girl has to have goals if you know what I mean.  If he touches me right, there will be a massive wet spot he can’t miss.  They kind of got misty just shooting these pics.  Granted, I get turned on shooting them.  I think of people I know watching me when I shoot pics, so I tend to be a bit worked up when I’m doing it.  You can see the dampness on the red quite easily, even in these pics.  So enjoy them and I will post more later today!