My choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman. Please, pl.. (OnlyFans)

My choice of wardrobe for the freezer repairman.  Please, please, let him be a stud.  Let this be a porn movie scenario, that's all I'm asking here.

Ok, lets get things started early this morning.  It’s hard to get things going in the morning.  I don’t feel super sexed up at 7 am.  Most of the time.  Sometimes, if I’m lucky, I will have an awesome dream and wake up with the equivalent of morning wood.  Then I could rub one out at 7AM.  Lay’s Kettle Cooked Flaming Hot chips, heartburn in a bag.  Just a helpful tip in case you were wondering about them.  Not a good idea to eat them for breakfast.  Just saying.  Especially with a cup of coffee and a Five Hour Extra Strength energy shot.  If I gave you a blowjob right now the head of your dick would be on fire.  Oh well, you live and you learn.

So, I was fucking my Tranny Torso yesterday and thinking this thing requires more than one operator.  At the very least while I’m cowgirling it on top, someone should slip their dick in its ass at the same time.  Even better yet add another one and have him slip his dick in my ass and we officially have a party going on.  The boobs on this thing are incredible.  They are literally fun to hold and squeeze.  If I was a single dude, I’d have three or four of these things!  I got off, but I had to put the dick in my ass to do so.  No sense in not telling the whole truth…I pretended it was my trainer.  The problem with sex dolls is there is no sperm.  Jizz takes fucking to a whole other level.  No jizz, well a girl can get off, but I feel cheated.

I bought a brand new upright freezer from Home Depot and fucking three days after I got it, it just quit working.  Took a shit and died.  I thought what a pain in the ass, but I’ll just call Home Depot and they will get me another one.  Nope.  No returns on major appliances after 48 hours.  They send out a repairman, but you are stuck with it.  Actually, you have to spend like an hour and a half on the phone getting the repairman to come out.  To their credit, I called yesterday and they are coming today.  I am stuck between should I wear something super sexy or should I not?  If I don’t he will surely end up being the stud of all studs and if I do, he will probably end up being the hunchback of hell.  Do I take the chance?  I was thinking of wearing my “I love DP” shirt.  Too much?  It is Friday, I don’t have a solid lock on any dick this weekend…I don’t want to miss out on an opportunity if you know what I mean.  I think I am just going with the “I love DP” shirt unless anyone has any better suggestions.  I will keep you posted.

I think like three people asked me if “I party” yesterday.  What are we in the eighties/nineties again?  No, I don’t “party.”  I am pretty sure that means do I do drugs and I think it’s the higher level of drugs such as coke.  I feel like I have explained this a million times, but it never seems to quit coming up.  I do nothing.  If I have two Ultra Light beers in a month, that’s a heavy month for me.  Drugs?  Forget it.  I don’t touch that shit.  Sure, Ive tried it.  For me, it’s stupid.  I don’t get it.  Who wants to be dizzy for hours on end?  I don’t care what you say, they drag you down, maybe not right off the bat, but at some point you end up being a downer.  I like to be wide awake and aware of every fucked up thing I am about to get into.  I want to remember every fucking second like it was a second ago.  When I’m fucking I want to feel every little thing there is, and again, I want to remember it clearly.  Even if it’s bad shit.  Part of life.  Now, if I am in excruciating pain, then hit me with the good stuff.  A little hypocrisy there, but not too bad.  Quick hint.  The last thing you want me do is drink on a date.  One beer and both me and my vagina are yawning for the rest of the night.  No beer and your dick is about to fall off from overuse.  That’s just how I roll.  I hate that term, but it seemed appropriate at the moment.