Hello everyone! I bought a new dress the other night when I.. (OnlyFans)

Hello everyone!  I bought a new dress the other night when I was out with Juliette.  It’s blue.  It reminds me of the time I blew you.  Yeah…I wish.  Anyway, it’s not bad and I plan on wearing it out somewhere Friday or Saturday.  It’s a dick fishing dress.  I hope I catch a big one.  We had fun the other night.  We went to the Stonewood over by the outlets and it was pretty good.  We had a cute twenty something waiter and we fucked with his head.  I asked him for some extra napkins and said “I seem to have dripped something on myself” and then looked down at my cleavage.  He was visibly uncomfortable, so we had to take it further.  When he brought the check he asked if it was one or two and I said “let’s make it a threesome…would you like to do that?”  That was basically a stun gun for him because he just stood there.  I felt bad for him so I told him two checks…unless of course you really would like a threesome.  He looked like a red light bulb.  I wonder if he is sitting around and thinking, “Fuck, I really blew that one!”  If he had said yes, I am pretty sure he would have gotten exactly that…a threesome.  We hit the outlets and I admit we were dressed for sexual success, but whether that’s in style or not, it’s how I like to dress.  We got some seriously shitty looks from the dried up vag society and some snide remarks from the chubs.  I am not sure at what point they ever thought that even one tenth of a percent of my self worth depends on their acceptance of me.  I like to take the high road.  I don’t sit around and judge them or worry about how they look.  Lucky for them I don’t or there would be some upset chicks with hurt feelings.  I just hate making people sad for no reason other than because I could.  Which is exactly what they attempt to do to me, but that is neither here nor there.  I am dying to wear my new DP shirt to Target.  I might do that tonight.  I suppose I can take pics in Target as long as there is no nudity.  I know OF is cracking down on the public stuff.  Why you might be asking?  Because too many ding dongs are going out in public P ssing all over the place.  That turns my stomach thinking someone has to clean that up.  One time I went into Harbor Freight and stepped in crap.  Someone took a crap on the floor and I fucking stepped in it.  I was creeped out for a week over that.  Fuck, look at me, just wandering around the universe here, typing whatever, no rhyme or reason.  I don’t hit the back or delete key so what hits the paper stays.  With that said, I should try harder to focus.

Sex is sex.  If you aren’t hurting anyone or anything, it’s probably legal.  I don’t have any weird fetishes that cross that line except for maybe public nudity.  Straight sex, bi sex, gay sex, solo sex, it’s all just sex.  Girls can differentiate sex better than guys.  We can fuck each other and still not consider ourselves to be lesbians.  It’s sex.  I licked your pussy; you sucked my clit till I came.  Off we go, back to our boyfriends/husbands.  Guys lie.  I know you look at guys who are super hot and think, “yeah, I could suck that cock.”  Or maybe it’s a tranny?  That is the best of both worlds.  I love watching guys with tranny’s.  Way to hot!  Sucking a dick doesn’t make you gay.  Looking into his eyes and hoping that he will cuddle with you on the couch does.  Be able to separate the two.  A penis is fun for everyone.  It does super cool things and you can do super cool things with it.  Who wouldn’t want to play with one?  Plus, there is a bonus thrown in known as testicles.  I am not saying it’s a mandatory thing, but if you ever get the chance just jerk one off that isn’t your own.  You will see what I mean!  I love it when I find a cuck willing to take a load of cum in the mouth right from the source itself.  I have been known to jerk a dick off right into the mouth of several guys.  I have slapped guys in the face with dicks, sucked dicks together, jerked dicks off with other guys.  None of whom were gay.  They are just willing to admit it turns them on.  Having a gay relationship doesn’t turn them on.  Being dominated as a cucks by their hotwives to the extreme, however, does.  For those who don’t know the term, Hotwife is a wife/girlfriend who fucks other guys in front of them or on their own.  So if you see a T-shirt that says hotwife or a hotwife anklet/bracelet/necklace, you now know who you are dealing with.  It is extremely popular these days.  Extremely popular!  It wasn’t when I first started doing it.  They considered it odd and extreme.  Now I fit right in.  Hotwifing has evolved in many forms.  The most extreme being the cuck cleans his wife up after the bull is done, leaving cum in her or on her.  He licks up every drop of sperm that came from the bulls nut sack.  The less extreme is guys just watching and jerking off.  I am not a fan of watchers.  Well, I am and I’m not.  Sometimes I like to force my cuck to watch, but he will be cleaning up as well.  Most of the times I want my cuck to just shave me and watch me get ready for my dates.  I want him to sit at home painfully waiting and wondering what I am doing.  I want him to know that another man owns me now.  His dick is better, his body is better, he fucks me better and I belong to him to do with as he pleases.  The bull gets the works.  He gets it all, my mouth, my pussy, my tits, my ass.  Whenever he wants it.  I could be at my cucks parents’ house having dinner and if my bull calls, I’m out the door headed his way.  I did that.  I used to way back when want my bulls to impregnate me, but sadly it never happened.  I had some physical issues that kept that prevented that.  Not that I wouldn’t have, though.  That is the ultimate kick in the nuts.  Oh, the glorious power of the pussy to make my husband raise a kid from another mans balls.  Man, I am telling you way too much.  All my weird shit I think about.  Oh well, better to know it now than later, I suppose.  At least I tell you the truth.  Someone once told me that if you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything.  Refreshingly true…play on words.  I am going to shut it off here.  I have all kinds of odd things running through my mind that very few other than myself would find to be a turn on so I will quit while I’m ahead!