It’s trainer day. Will he or won’t he, that is the question.. (OnlyFans)

It’s trainer day.  Will he or won’t he, that is the question.  This has been going on forever, but it’s no longer a mission it’s a cock crusade.  I will update you on the details. 

Did you ever see a girl and just want to smell her? I do. Some may say I am not a good example of normal though. I don’t know why, they just look so good, I just want to smell their box. I like clean, I really do. Especially with guys. If you have body odor issues or flat out just have hygiene issues, I am out the door. Now I’m not talking about people who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty. I’m talking about the people who forget to bathe. With soap. And water. I run into them more times than one would think. I get new guys who want to shoot a video and run straight from work without getting a shower. I will smell you and it won’t be pretty. Back to the chicks. There is really nothing worse than a fish taco if you know what I mean. Being truthful, I don’t mind fit chicks who sweat a little bit and keep that musky odor going on down there. That fucking turns me on big time. But that is not a hygiene issue. Fish tacos are. Girls with smelly butts are the worst as well. They should know better. Hell, guys should know better but still they show up with skid marks in their drawers. Yes, I notice all of this and it’s not a pretty scene.

No shows.  I’m OK with them not coming.  For fuck’s sake though, have the decency to text, call, DM, something.  How stupid and inconsiderate does one have to be to just not show up?  Pretty fucking stupid.  Even if it’s just “I’m sorry, I just can’t do it on video.”  That would be absolutely fine.  But, again, they are pretty fucking stupid and can’t figure out how to do that.  No worries, those puds get the blacklist, get put on the creepy dumbass page, and are never to be heard from again unless it’s to tell them they will never be heard from again.

I have been looking at these cartoons on twitter.  It’s like a whacky kind of series.  IR BBC is the theme.  They have some where the cartoon cuts away to like a cut away drawing of whats happening inside the chick.  Oddly enough, that turns me right the fuck on.  There is one where it shows this massive black cock going down a blonde bimbos throat and pumping sperm into her belly.  I like to think thats me getting my throat stretched and being pumped full of jizz.  It seems so hot to let a guy do that to me.  I think I could cum today from doing just that.  The only touching I think I would require is a dick head stretching my throat and pumping cum.  The other one that gets me going is a cut away of a huge BBC buried to the hilt inside of her stretching her wide open and bottoming out on her cervixxx and shooting sperm.  I love bottoming out and I honestly that is the only thing a large dick has over small ones.  I like feeling a long dick hitting end of the line inside of me.  Some girls hate it, says it’s painful.  I say try and get that sucker to come out of my mouth if you can.  The best part of getting bottomed out is when the guy sinks it and shoots his load.  It’s squishes around in there makes me cum.  Like immediately.  Also, if a guy shoots his load on my clit and then pushes it in me, that gets me to O as well.  The slickness of sperm is something else.

I was with some women who really have zero to do with porn.  They were talking about blowjobs.  Mostly how they hated giving them.  They were looking to me for reassurance and my answer was what’s wrong with giving them?  Why wouldn’t you like giving one?  One lady said, “its disgusting because they wee from it.”  I asked her if she like getting eaten out to which she said no but wouldn’t say why.  They listed reason from its dirty and smells, pubes are out of control, pre-cum, cum in their mouth.  I said tell them to shave it tight, wash it right, and the cum is the best part of the deal.  They all “ew’d” me.  Then I dropped the bomb.  I told them I could give each one of their husbands a blowjob and after I take their cum into my belly I will take them from them.  They would leave you for me.  Just like that.  That’s how much power a woman holds with a blowjob.  Everybody got quiet.  Then they tried to sell me that their husbands didn’t care about blowjobs blah blah blah.  I care about blowjobs and I don’t even have a dick.  If I had a dick, I would be obsessed with depositing my seed in every mouth possible.  As it is I am somewhat obsessed in causing dicks to deposit seed in my mouth.  So, am I wrong?  Do guys not care about blowjobs?  I will concede that some guys may not like blowjobs but lets switch that to a hand job for them.  I don’t know, I wouldn’t want to live a life without getting my clit licked, I can’t imagine not getting my dick sucked.

Catch you all later!  I will have a video later today so watch for it!