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Let’s kick this stuff off today.  So who prevailed?  Nobody knows.  Aggravating it is.  Let’s move on to less bothersome things.  Me.  Well, some people would say that simply isn’t so, I am the most annoying individual on the globe.

Alright, so I found this video.  I have no idea what it’s about other than boobs.  It has no rhyme or reason yet somehow I still made it.  I didn’t even know I had it.  The other girl is https://onlyfans.com/dollyfoxvip, she is a fantastic person, very fun to be around.  I was asked to make this video and I did because we are friends.  Was it fun?  I don’t remember but it looks like we had fun.  This is not a normal video for me.  Most of you know I like penis in my videos and if not penis a hot vagina.  I kind of got the hot vagina as in I got the hot Dolly Fox less her box.  See if you can get through the whole thing, it aint easy but give it a try!  Again, I really can’t explain this video, I am not sure I should try.

I put something up on Twitter and said that I used the no head filter on it.  I may or may not have said any other filters are out of bounds.  I got four tweets from porn chicks telling me to fuck off.  They apparently think filters are your friend.  Well, I still say no, they are not.  If it just made the pic black and white or more colorful, great, that all is good.  But they don’t.  They shave of fifty or sixty pounds, forty years of smoking, twenty years of crack, and all the floaty animal ears and insects creep me out.  Plus, they make your face super skinny and blurry.  So I stand by my proclamation, filters suck.  Not in a good way.  If they sucked in a good way, I would filter the shit out of everything.

Someone asked me what a gang bang feels like.  Well, it feels like…..a gang bang.  I don’t know what it feels like for guys.  I would need a schlong for that.  I don’t have, sadly, a schlong.  I would love to have a wang and fill you in on the details, but nature has denied me that privilege.  So, with that said, what does a gang bang feel like.  Depends on the gang bang.  I am personally a fan of blow bangs.  I have in actual life, no videos, just having fun, blown five guys at once.  Only three actually came.  The two others never got hard.  I would have loved for all five to leave their load in my mouth and on my face but some guys just can’t get it hard when there are other dangling dongs inches away from their own.  If you are in a blowbang with me, know this; I will suck two dicks at once and yes, your wang head will touch another wang head.  I don’t consider that gay in case you are worried about that.  It’s just me having fun with two dicks in my mouth.  I always wanted to have two guys in my mouth at the same time blow their loads together.  Logistics are tough on that one, though.  As far as the blowbang itself, nothing is more sexy than having five, six, hell ten dicks laying all around my face and head.  So many to choose from, so many balls loaded with sperm waiting for me to taste it.  As far as adding the fucking, sure, thats a good time as well.  It’s a bumpy ride.  When one guy is sliding his dick inside of me and another is in my mouth, and both hands are full, that is a lot of motion going on at once.  It’s fun, but it’s a lot of stuff going on.  Add a dick in my ass and all bets are off.  I enjoy DP.  I think I like it more than the guys do.  You have to be comfortable in your sexuality to really enjoy it.  Balls are going to touch body parts, dicks slip out and touch balls, there is a lot of male to male contact that just can’t be helped.  Not to mention when everything is going right, one sliding nicely into my box, the other sliding nicely into my rectum, they have to be able to feel each other’s cock even with the skin in between.  I can feel them both, especially when the heads cross in opposite directions. They snag a bit.  It’s an awesome feeling for me.  The one head pushes the other head and talk about being satisfyingly full, that is literally the definition of it.  If I am going to do DP in real life, I don’t want it to be a gang bang.  I just want the two guys.  Being packed full of dick like that is to good to have to worry about focusing on other cocks.  I once did a DP, personal life DP, and both guys came at the same time.  They both sank it deep so I had sperm in my belly and my intestines.  I didn’t cum, I already did like three times prior to that but I put that away into my spank bank and have fingered myself to completion many time reliving that fuck.  Guys in porn aren’t the same as regular dudes.  They fuck poorly, have perpetual hardons from shooting Caverject or Trimix into their cocks, and everything they do is for the camera.  Hell, half of them flex during them.  If I could find five or six guys who were totally into it, everyone would get hard, stay hard, and fill my belly with jizz, I would have those guys over every week.  That is the best way I can describe what a gang bang is like.

Enjoy your evening and if you can figure what this video is about by all means, let me know!