So, I was thinking me for lunch, how's that sound? I like t.. (OnlyFans)

So, I was thinking me for lunch, how's that sound?

I like the meaningful things in life.  Sex, love, family, your tongue deep in my ass.  You know, things like that.  If anyone wants to buy me something, I would like Dr. Pepper shirt, the one that says "I ❤️ DP"  A tank in a small would be fine.  I'll wear it to meat your parents.

I wish I had a picture of my face the first time I saw a hard dick.  I know what they guys face looked like...utter confusion.  I remember it, it's just fuzzy.  I know what I did to it, and I know the end result of what I did to it.  I just would like to see the expression on my face.  I picture it to be total wonderment.  I know I was delighted about it, and I am assuming so was he.  Because someone is going to ask, I gave it what probably poorly resembles a handjob.  It didn't take long, and sperm got in my hair, but I was utterly hooked right then and there.  I have been ever since.  Chicks didn't like me back then, but the guys did.  Anyway, I wish I could have seen my face for that one time!

I am still chasing my trainer around.  He is my fantasy right now.  It's not a stalker thing.  I don't want to hang around and stare at him.  Just drink his sperm directly from his testicles.  Is that to much to ask for?  I don't know, maybe it is.  Sure, he has a great personality, whatever, but let's cuddle...and when I say cuddle, I mean, let's lick each other for an extended amount of time.  Then, see you next week, Mr!

I am not ashamed to admit it.  I have seen more penises and vaginas than most hookers.  I don't wear socks and have the panties to match, so you know I mean business.  I like inappropriate sex.  You know, Sex at work, sex in the theater, sex with married people, and so on.  You get the picture.  For some reason, that makes me scary to some people.  Is it women who aren't supposed to be into sex?  I know so many women who live and breathe sex that can't be the case.  Maybe it's a man thing.  Women are supposed to lay there and like it.  I'm a sucker for the romantic stuff, you know, blow jobs, ass licking, cum swallowing, all that lovey-dovey stuff.  Kiss me on the lips, top set, I might bite you, or I might punch you, you never know.  I would avoid that.  Kiss me on my lower set of lips, and I will hold your ears for you—highly recommended.

I fucked a guy today.  Not the guy I wanted to fuck but the one that would do.  Then the guy I wanted to fuck texts me out the clear blue right after I finish fucking Mr any port in the story.  He is very non-commital at this point, being married and all.  Sure, it sucks that he would fuck around on his wife, but I didn't seek him out.  He found me.  If she was any good, he wouldn't be fucking around.  If she were smart, she would be in on the fucking around with him.  I can't help it all these women aren't as forward-thinking as I am.  The good news is I came extremely hard thinking about the guy I wanted to fuck while the guy who was there was slipping it in me.  I call that a win-win. 

Catch you all in a bit!