Hello everyone. Man, I got seriously laid this weekend. I .. (OnlyFans)

Hello everyone.  Man, I got seriously laid this weekend.  I am out of things to do, sexually, that is.  My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.  I am trying to think of what to do next that will be as exciting yet still realistically able to happen.  I would love to do a blowbang with ten guys but finding even two guys willing to get their dicks that close together is difficult at best.  Plus, then they want to fuck, and the fun for me is as the name implies...the blowbang.  I want a cuck relationship, but that is not easy to set up and takes time.  Bear with me as I overthink this shit.  You know people are lying when they are constantly turned on over nothing.  "Oooohhh baby, I'm so wet and horny!" you know, the same line every porn chick repeats over and over in one way or another.  Such bullshit.  Ask them one time what has them turned on.  They will give you a stupid answer like "You do, baby!"  or no answer at all.  Something has to have them turned on.  You just don't magically stay turned on.  Last Friday, I was so turned on at the thought of having that tiny penis it was annoying.  To the point, I fucked his friend as well.  Well, he fucked me in the ass, but that's here nor there.  I could legitimately say Friday, "I am so wet and horny!" and be legit about it. Today, I'm stuck like Chuck.  I am leaning towards mental mindfuck things like this no release thing.  I kind of like it as long as the guy is into it.  I remember chatting with a girl who had a husband she kept locked in a cock cage.  It wasn't one of these silly pay a bondage model stories where they just make shit up.  She was living the dream.  She would keep her husband locked in it and wouldn't let him cum for a month or longer.  She would tease him, humiliate him, do all kinds of fucked up shit mentally to him, and he enjoyed it as much as she did.  She had a boyfriend who would fuck her while he was made to watch, but the boyfriend decided he didn't want her husband to see her unless she was fully dressed anymore.  Her husband didn't enjoy that and wanted to stop.  She thought it was the greatest thing ever and told him to leave if he didn't like it.  They are still at it to this day.  I want a man on the side that makes the rules for my husband/boyfriend.  I want my man to wash his car while I'm drinking the sperm from his balls.  Ok, I'm going to stop.  I'm getting weird, and I'm turning myself on.  I got too much to do today to be fingering myself for hours.

I love the videos you guys have sent me.  Thank you.  I especially enjoy the cum shots.  So, again, thank you for that!

I want a penis so bad.  Not one attached to a guy.  One attached to me.  I feel like God screwed me by not giving me a dick and a pussy.  I am pretty much obsessed with wanting to know what it feels like to have a stiff dick bouncing up and down when I walk.  The weight of it, the stiffness, what it feels like when it's growing.  I see your faces right when you start to cum, that startled look.  I want to know what that sensation feels like that makes you look shocked each time I make you cum.  Wouldn't you want to know what it feels like to have a stiff cock pushing inside of you?  The delicious feeling as the head pushes and slides against your womb because of the curve?  How could you not?  I suppose guys kind of can with ass sex, but it's still not the same.  Similar, but not the same.  I can't get close to knowing what it's like for a guy.  Why?  Because I don't have a fucking penis, dammit!  This is a design flaw from the manufacturer.

I am tired of hearing about girls that only put out once every two weeks, once every month, birthdays only, whatever.  Dump them.  I wouldn't stand for a guy who didn't fuck me at least every other day at the minimum.  I know when the guys I am with are horny.  I can tell every time.  If for some reason, I don't feel like fucking them, I will get them off.  Why?  Because I get to get them off, for fucks sake.  It's fun, it's amazing, it takes 10 to 20 minutes out of my day.  Did I mention it's fun?  Now, if you are a smelly bastard with no hygiene whatsoever, it's your own damn fault.  Got a forest growing down there?  Trim that tree, you hairy bastards!  Got a shitty attitude 24/7?  Do it yourself.  If you have none of those issues and she still won't help you get off, dump the bitch.  She's a sandbox, defective, and doesn't give a shit about you.  One of those I have all the pussy, so I make all the rules types.  I'm telling you guys, chicks are a dime a dozen these days, I know from chasing them around myself.  Find a new one and leave that stress behind.  I don't know how people survive properly without cumming at least three-four times a week.  It's not healthy, and I can't imagine what it's like for guys who don't empty their balls. That shit has to be screaming to get out. 

Got some ideas you want to see?  Get them to me.  Don't be shy, just message me and let me know.  I will do what I can to make them happen and maybe find myself a new kink I didn't think I was into!  I am certainly up for that!

Catch you all later!