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Here are some pics that might make your dick drip a little. I deem them to be aesthetically pleasing. I went to the beach in this today, and man, did I take some looks that I wanted to kill. Just adults of various ages were present. Don't look if you don't want to, but I'll reward you with a genuine smile if you do. No one ever gets an ugly look from me, no matter their figure. It's of no interest to me. You do you when it comes to clothes - I won't judge. I'm down with whatever you want to wear, even if I'm not. Does that make sense? No, probably not. But it's how I feel about it. I keep my opinions to myself. Seriously. I don't sit around with friends and share wardrobe opinions about random people I don't know. They stay in my head because that's where they belong. Now if some dude came rambling down the beach nude, I might have something to say. If the guy has a 9-inch dick attached to it and a sweet body…what I have to say might be, "cum with me, good sir." Otherwise, I'd watch as the Beach Patrol slaps handcuffs on. Seriously though, don't go nude unless you are at a nude beach. That's protocol…stick with it.

Just passing some helpful tips along here. Always put your dildos away. You never know who is going to knock on your door. My neighbor came over to ask me about dog allergies, and he ran into a dining room table with two dildos on them. I washed them. Then I stuck them on the table with the suction cup so they would stand up, not lying around, and get dirty again. So, I plopped them right down, and they were sticking straight up in the air like they should be. I got busy and forgot about them. When I invited him in and saw him staring at them, I knew I had fucked up. I don't care…situations such as these mean nothing to me. I like my dildos. I use them all the time. Sometimes I sit on my recliner and stick them in me just because it makes me feel good. Like a security blanket, so to speak. It just feels comfy with them in me. I'm not embarrassed that I have them. However, they make other people wildly uncomfortable if left out where they can see them. Anyway, when I saw he was super duper freaked out about them, I moved him into the living room and told him how I try to deal with my pit bull's allergies. He never recovered. He's 83. This was all a bit too much for him. So, I showed him the door, but not before he looked back at my dining room table and the two dildos stuck to it. One of them is a 10-inch, so maybe that intimidated him. It is scary looking. I really like that one, though. It takes me about 5 minutes, but if I work at it, I can get it balls-deep in me. I like the way it feels like it's pushing my stomach around. Makes me feel super sexy and womanly. But anyway, so not that my neighbor doesn't already know I have and still dabble in the porn industry, but now he probably thinks I am a sex fiend freak. Which I am, so at least he can take solace in knowing he was right.