No, I didn't fuck my new trainer yesterday. I did, however, .. (OnlyFans)

No, I didn't fuck my new trainer yesterday. I did, however, put the head of his cock in my mouth for about 10 seconds before he stopped me. He didn't think it was appropriate. The thing is, from the time I pulled his shorts down, stroked his finger while I was sizing it up and seeing how hard it would get…well…it was all inappropriate. Just the fact that he let me pull his cock out of his shorts was an indicator that we had long ago left any professional, ethical standards in the rear-view mirror. He has his own gym, so he could have locked the door and pumped me like a stack of weights. I would have been A-OK with that. I was hoping I was going to leave bred and bowlegged. Once again…he was married. So what? I already held your dick in my mouth. Who cares if it accidentally slips in my cunt and turns it into a jizz slick cock whore? Certainly not me! So, though, I only got to sample the flavor of his cock for about 10 seconds…I have a "get" together with him tonight. I'm pretty sure his cock will taste the inside of my asshole before the night is over. I'm just saying. I'll let you know.

Mother's Day is cumming up. I'm a mom. Yay for me. I got my mom a case of liquor. It seems appropriate, as I am the main reason she drinks, anyway.

Someone said, "You look like someone stepped on a goldfish." As an insult. I can't figure it out. But for some reason, it makes me giggle. I don't know why. What do people look like when they step on a goldfish, and how often have you seen that? If you have seen it…why? What kind of person would step on a goldfish? What's a goldfish even doing on the floor? So many questions about this one.
Does anyone remember the fantastic-looking guy with the body and the dick who just couldn't keep his sperm in his balls for over 30 seconds? He keeps emailing me. Keeps telling me how he's going to "fuck me so good." I gave him like umpteen chances but every time I touched his dick…jizz popped out immediately. I like jizz. I really do. I just like the workout before the climax as well. If jizz were gold… he'd be my go-to guy. I'd be swimming in jizz and with little to no effort on my part. His chubby short buddy, however, still makes my pussy cream when I think about him. That kid could do things to my vagina…and he wasn't working with much at all. It must suck knowing your buddy can take care of a pussy and you can't. Not my problem, though. Anyway. I'm sending him a get better soon card. Not because he's sick, but because he needs to get better if he plans to show me his dick again.