Prestart to a very long story: The photos are the outfit I a.. (OnlyFans)

Prestart to a very long story: The photos are the outfit I am going to wear on my Tiny Penis date tonight.  Doesn't this outfit just scream Tiny Penis?  If this confuses you , you are probably going to have to read further.  Sorry about that.  Just so you know, zero photoshop, zero filters, zero edits other than resize and watermark.  I am finding the photo manipulation extremely annoying after meeting several people who were fifty pounds heavier and literally not the same person in the photos. When I say annoyed, to the point I am making them get on facetime or skype just to be sure.  Need to look fifty pounds less?  There's an app for that.  Need to change the structure of your face and body?  There's an app for that.  Damm you app makers!

I want to start with the fact that I have offended certain people with some of the things that I have said.  I won't profess to understand why.  Two things here.  First, I apologize to anyone that I haven't offended yet. I will get to you shortly.  Second, my right to offend far supersedes your right not to be offended.  All this applies in reverse to me as well.  I understand that, and I live by that.  Look, I will say things, mostly of a sexual nature, that if you find offensive, then you need to look closer at what I'm actually saying, not read your own narrative into it.  I'm just saying here.   Plus, there's this.  I am sexier than anyone who hates me.  :))

I am moving on.  May your weekend be full of inappropriate behavior and possibly some public indecency.  I personally would like some neck kissing, butt licking, public finger fucking, cock prodding sex if you don't mind.  If that doesn't happen, I would personally like to thank my finger for always being there when I need it.

Someone said to me yesterday that they wish they could read my mind.  After careful thought about that, I have determined that one of two things will happen.  He will either be traumatized or turned on.  If if it's both, then he's awesome!

Can you shrink a penis?  Yes, a dick can be shrunk.  There are medications that can cause that.  The obvious is bodybuilders and steroids though that isn't true....totally.  Some combinations can cause the dreaded shrinkage.  Then there is the cock cage.  That I have seen the results of, but it takes dedication.  I fucked a guy back around 2014, and he had a pretty good dick.  I still had the selfies we used to exchange on the phone.  If it wasn't seven inches, it was close to it.  The next time I saw him was early this year in February.  We hooked up, and to my surprise, it was the head only.  There was no shaft to be seen.  Say about three-quarters of an inch.  Even the head was somewhat tiny.  I asked him what happened, thinking someone put some voodoo on his dick, and he showed me his cage and explained he wore it every day twenty-four hours a day.  You will have to look them up, cock cages, then you will get the idea.  Apparently, it shrinks in stages.  You have to buy new cages accordingly.  He said after about six months, he lost about half his size.  He took it off then because he had a new girlfriend, but about two weeks later, it started growing back, but it never got as big as it was.  When they broke up, he put it back on.  He found a girl who was into the swinging thing and was into his cage.  He left it on for a year, switching to smaller cages and got it down to about two inches.  He said if he left the cage off, his dick would grow back to four inches but stop there.  His girlfriend was into it, so he kept putting smaller cages on, and now, years later, it is just the head.  So back to me.  I admit it was the smallest dick I have ever had the pleasure to touch.  I thought he was crazy, but I was fascinated by it as well.  It got hard to maybe two and a half inches.  Just long enough for there to be a shaft.  You have to jerk it off using only two fingers because that's all that will fit, but just doing that I found was a big fucking turn on.  It's a mini dick, for fucks sake!  How can you not love it?  Remember, the balls are the same size, so it looks even smaller than what it is.  Sucking it was marvelous.  I could fit it and the balls in my mouth at the same time squish them all around.  He came like that, but that was later on.  I had to try and fuck it, and I did, and it made me cum.  Hard, very hard.  He wanted me to suck him again as he hadn't cum yet, and that was music to my ears.  Honestly, if someone said you can pick any cock you want to suck right now, it would be his.  Just being able to feel the head of his tiny cock rolling around against the roof of my mouth was incredible.  Plus, put the balls in my mouth and let that head prod the back of my throat...out of this world.  I wanted to watch it cum.  I just wanted to see how far his cum hole would stretch and how much cum it could push through it.  He wanted it in my mouth, and honestly, that would have been my second choice, so in the mouth, it went.  Balls, dick, the whole thing squishing around in my mouth, and then he came.  The difference with his was for the first time, I couldn't see his balls pumping, but I could feel everything pumping inside my mouth.  And...now I'm horny again.  Both then and right now, dammit.  He fucked me a second time, but I came again, in like thirty seconds, and he lasted for another ten minutes, but I got to jerk him off.  Sadly, his second load was just a puff of cum.  That happens to a lot of guys in the second round.  Why am I telling you this?  Because he's back in town, and I can't fucking wait to get my hands, vagina, mouth on that tiny penis.  He got a hold of me a few weeks ago, letting me know he would be in Daytona, and asked if we could get together.  He was worried his tiny dick would push me away.  What a dumbass.  I love that fucking thing.  It's magical what it can do to me.  I want it smaller!  I wish he could shrink his balls; that would be amazing!  I wish I had a magical mouth.  I would suck all the big ones small and all the small ones big.  Wait...I am getting fucking weird here.  Sharing a bit too much.  I know, I'm a scary chick. 

Okay.  I'm drawing a blank here.  I hate it when the voices in my head go silent.  I never know what those fuckers are up to.

I will catch you all later!