So I got a new toy. Thank you, George, my pussy thanks you .. (OnlyFans)

So I got a new toy.  Thank you, George, my pussy thanks you as well.  I warn you that if you send me something, I will use it, video it, and make you famous.  Consider yourself informed.  So this thing is really pretty cool.  It sucks your clit, your box, the whole kitty, so to speak.   Sucking toys rock because they make my clit bigger.  The bigger the clit is, the more of it there is to do very weird things too.   I somewhat demonstrate why my massive clit is so superior to itty bitty clitty's.  I think the demonstration speaks for itself but feel free if you have questions. There is a high possibility that what some would say is an extreme desire for sex is a direct result of my clit.  I say your idiot, who doesn't love sex?  Anyway, overactive vagina or not, my pussy is digging this new toy.  I have to figure it out to get the experience just the way I want, but a little practice never hurt anyone.

I have a guy questioning my femininity.  He feels I am overly aggressive in bed, that I am taking what he perceives to be his roll in the bedroom, or wherever I happen to be getting a cock slid into me.  What a dick.  I mean, I like his dick, but the rest of his body is becoming annoying.  I will not just lie there and go "Oh baby, oh baby" to soothe his ego.  I don't want to just do missionary.  I want to be on top, I want to tittyfuck, I want you to slip it in from behind.  For fucks sake, I want to do a ton of shit, and if that bothers you...we probably shouldn't be fucking.  That's all I'm going to say about this.  I feel like he will be mad at me when he reads this.  Cool.

So what else is new?  I didn't watch the debate.  Everyone keeps telling me about the debate.  The only discussion I want to worry about today is the debate of whether I should chase a guy or a chick tonight.   Of course, wherever I go, someone will bring up the debate.  Or the fact that Donald Trump has the Corona.  He will be just fine.  If not, Melania can cum stay with me.  I'm just saying here...trying to be neighborly.  Is it wrong that I want to do weird things with the First Lady?