Mediation. Because you can't just go punching people in the.. (OnlyFans)

Mediation.  Because you can't just go punching people in the face.  Look, I'm just saying.  It's Monday.  I can say whatever I want.  Though, I may get stuck in the face for doing so.  That is the chance you take, I suppose.   People fill me in their politics.  All their opinions and views were formed by memes on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Way too many people never bother with facts because that requires they use their brain.  People think my silence is agreement.  In most cases, it's because their stupidity level has reached such epic proportions; it has rendered me speechless.  I say this equally for both sides.  This post isn't targeted at anyone specific or any political side, but if you feel like I offended you, well, I'm glad I could reach at least one person.  Truthfully, I think I am speaking for the silent majority when I say these things.  I could be very wrong.  Enough of this political crap lets resume other activities.  Man, I just know some people I met this weekend are going to read this and hate me.  Oh well, they wasted hours of my time selling me on politics.  All I wanted to do is get some cum pumped in me, but no...I had to hear about the election, which is, according to some, the same day the world will end.  Save me a seat with a view if you would please, and thank you.

Until you have given a blowjob, don't knock it.  Odd things to say, but I think very, very accurate.  Sure, there are a lot of bad things that can wrong with a blowjob.  The worst being smelly.  If you know there is even a remote possibility, someone will be up close and face to face with your dick, scrub that fucker clean.  Untrimmed jungles hiding half of the cock is a definite fashion no.  Neatly and tightly trimmed is always best.  You don't have to be shaven clean everywhere but keep the bush stubble length and the balls and shaft smooth.  It looks twice as big, and it's a joy to handle. Take care of those two things, and it's smooth sailing.  A penis is a joy just to hold.  But, pop that thing in your mouth and roll the head around, well that's out of this world.  I don't know, don't you guys just like diving in a pussy and staying there for an hour?  I literally get off on getting people off.  I don't have to get fucked, and I can cum just as hard doing myself thinking about it.  Sometimes even harder.  I pick out certain moments like when the balls start to suck up inside or how they feel when they are pumping sperm.  When I'm blowing you, though, I can feel the balls and the shaft with my hands and the head with my mouth.  Right before you balls squeeze the cum into my mouth, the head gets super fat, and I can feel it.  I can feel it on my tongue, in my throat, and I know I'm about to get a warm slimy mouthful of wonderfulness.  Do I swallow?  Duh.  I don't know why, but a belly full of sperm has always been a fan favorite of mine.  I shouldn't even say this, but my first experience ever with a guy, and I started early, was swallowing.  It wasn't his idea; it was mine.  That's all we did, a blowjob to finish and gut full of swimmers.  Even after I figured out all the rest of the things I could do with sex, it was my go-to thing.  I learned that you could taste the cum in your throat for a very long time.  I wouldn't eat or drink to make the taste last longer.  I don't remember anyone complaining.  In fact, I had stalkers after I broke up with a couple of them.  I guess back then, it was a big deal, and it might even still be.  But I just thought they would move on to other chicks, and all would be good.  I didn't realize then that I was the freaky one.  Man, I'm going back way to far.  I gotta get off of here.  I've spent thirty minutes writing this out, and I have things to do today.  I wish a blowjob were one of them, but I don't see a hard dick appearing magically during my day.  A girl can hope, though!