Fuck me, I can't even go into the bathroom without the dogs .. (OnlyFans)

Fuck me, I can't even go into the bathroom without the dogs following me. Worse yet... Rudy knows how to open doors. I need to switch to round knobs. Real life problems. 

I got some dick today. Not allowed to say who. Boo hiss on that, but it is what it is. I'd tell you all the down and dirty stuff, but it's to be kept private...so he says. For now...for now.

I lost a dildo. Who does that? I can't find it anywhere and it's my favorite one. I need to check the yard and see if one of the dogs took it out there. 

I think I'm going to get on Tinder and see what's up on there. I may be due to find a new dick friend. Tinder is such a mess though. If you don't have pics on there I'm not even going to look. If you are 2743 miles away... I'm not going to look. If you have photos and are under 25 miles away... I'll probably check it out.

Have you ever banged your toe in front of people and tried to act cool? Can't be done. I'm just telling you.