So, Connor, the pussy, he evacuated and didn't even tell me... (OnlyFans)

So, Connor, the pussy, he evacuated and didn't even tell me. The fucker left me here all by my lonesome to fend for myself. He said it was to get out of work. His evacuation ensured his balls wouldn't be evacuating anything inside of me. Fucker. Anyway, he said it was a good excuse, so he didn't have to go to work today or tomorrow, and he could stick it in me today when he gets home. I'm good with that. I'm going to make him video it, though, so I should have some good stuff tomorrow or Saturday, depending on when I get it put together and loaded up. 

Those who I have hold my camera and snap pics for me better be careful...I'm getting pretty good at snapping pics and making videos all by myself. I'm just saying...they might want to be a bit more available...hurricane or not. Man, I'm a pushy dick, but, hey, I got porn to make. I took these pics with my Samsung Flip phone and a tripod. It should have been your tripod, but hey...a girl uses what she has!

Quickly, I'm going to answer the question about whether or not I am safe and did I have damage. No, I fear for my life, so if you tip me $250 immediately and repeatedly, I can feel safe and sound. See what I did there? Threw the old trusty porn chick scam of never letting a good disaster go to waste. Yes, for fucks sake, I'm safe. Thank you for asking. Did I have damage? Good God, man! My house is destroyed. For the love of all that is good, tip me $500 now and repeatedly, or I will never be able to survive! Oops, I did it again. Of course, I had damage. I always do. It's the same thing every time. My fence lays over, the gates do all kinds of weird shit, shingles need replacing, there is always a window that leaks when the rain hits it horizontally, and I have to pick up whatever crap blew into my yard, which is a ton of stuff. I never claim it on insurance because I fix it myself. Takes 2 or 3 days hard at it, and it's all back together. Generally for less than $100. It would be in the thousands if I hired someone, and they would fuck it up anyway. So, I do it myself, and no sympathy is needed for me. Do, however, feel free to tip me repeatedly and often...these dogs are eating me, broke the hungry bastards.