Look, It's windy, dumps rain every 20 minutes, and gets wind.. (OnlyFans)

Look, It's windy, dumps rain every 20 minutes, and gets windier, then dumps more rain. Rinse and repeat. This was the best video I could cum up with at the moment. Nobody wants to cum out and play because storm number two is on the way, and all the new "Floridians" are freaking out. They should be. They bought all those brand spanking new homes in notoriously low flood-prone areas...with big beautiful picturesque trees surrounding their homes that are also known as "widowmakers." If I were them, I'd buy a chainsaw and rent a canoe. Instead, they buy up all the bottled water because heaven help them if they had to use the tap. That's all I drink..tap water. I have a Britta and a Zero water, but still, it's tap water. Even if your water stopped working, and I've never seen that, what's the first thing a billion people bring to storm-damaged areas? BOTTLED WATER. Fill up your tub. I do. It's like 30 gallons or something like that. I have a shower I can use for a few days and a tub full of water that would last at least a week or two. But for fuck sake, quit buying 47 cases of water. It's embarrassing...to me. I have to live here with you people. You're making me look bad and ruining my storm cred.