I got some chairs. They ain't cheap. I had a pretty sexy old.. (OnlyFans)

I got some chairs. They ain't cheap. I had a pretty sexy older lady help me out. I put the feelers out and tried to send the ready and willing vagina vibes, but she didn't pick up on them. I could have done some serious damage to her cunt in the best of ways. No, I didn't buy the chairs because she made my box wet. I bought them because they were comfortable and I have to sit in them...so comfortable is important. I had zero luck with guys at the furniture stores. It was all chicks, and only the last lady was hot. She wasn't having it, though, so I struck out today. I did rub one out thinking about her, so I guess I did get something out of the day besides some chairs that will be here in a week or so.