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When drinking sperm, always remember not to breathe it. It's sticky and hangs around in the lungs for a while. Little helpful hint there.

I watched some debates last night. The overwhelming thing I took away from them is all politicians operate under the assumption we are all stupid, with a touch of helplessness thrown in to be sure. 

I have been asked more than a few times about a pricelist and my lack thereof. So here you go. 

Custom videos. A few minutes. Generally $75. Longer ones are $150.
Photos: A few custom pics, like 5-10, $30. For a shit ton, it's $60
Dick Ratings: In-depth (not a generic copy-and-paste piece of crap...which is what most of you are getting) written-out thoughts on the state of your dick, $25. Videos ratings are $60. Don't just send me one close-up pic. If you do, you will get a crappy rating. If you forget your balls, you will get a crappy rating. I'm just saying.
Camshows: I only do one, and it's $75 for 15 minutes. 
Sexting: I don't know how to sext, so it's $100. Try this at your own risk.
Insults: $22
Bad Jokes: $17
Distasteful pic of my asshole: $26
Distasteful pic of me flipping you off: $19
Anything else distasteful of my choice: $327
Preferred tip amount: The winning lottery numbers.

Everything is done the same or the next day, but sometimes it takes an extra day.

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