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Alright. So I saw this picture of a massive cock on Twitter, and finally...and I do mean finally... I got that old familiar twinge in my pussy. I was worried that Covid was a libido killer on top of everything else. But good news, it's not. Before I even recognized I was thinking about it... I thought about how delicious that dick would feel, bottoming out in my guts. Getting bred by such a magnificent dick would be an honor. If I were going to get knocked up, that would be the cock I want to pump a baby in me. And just thinking that ended up with me face down on the mattress, ass in the air, dildo in my ass, and vibrator on my clit. Took less than a minute to cum and drool out almost two weeks' worth of girl sperm. It was powerful. The only problem was that it took too much out of me and I felt run down for an hour or two later. Fuck you, Covid. Fuck you very much. Plus, this annoying cough. It's driving me nuts. Okay, I'll shut up. Nobody wants to hear about the Covid. I'm like the last one to get it, so I'm just repeating what everyone already knows.

Look, once I masturbated, my sex drive went right back to zero. That's the problem with this Covid thing. It gives, and then it takes. That and it doesn't help that my head feels like a fricking ballon. So now you have to listen to me talk about dogs. I did end up taking ownership of the Great Dane. The owner surrendered him to me a few days ago. So tip me a ton, man, because this big boy wasn't fed, and he's hungry, and when I say he's hungry, this fucker eats a ton. He's a good boy. 150 lbs of a good boy, and he's 15 to 20 lbs underweight, but I'll fix that. When I get enough Tylenol in me and feel up to it, we go to the beach for a swim. I don't know if he swims or not. I can't throw the toy far enough to find out. The other dogs are swimming, but he's so tall he wanders through it. The good news is that I have adopted him. I make it my mission for all of them to live a wonderful life. I won't lie. I was not wanting this magnificent animal. He's massive. He's messy, he's eating me out of the house and home, but all he wants is to be part of the gang. I don't have the heart to say no. I'll shut up about dogs.

If you got this far, I'll tell you this. I'm kind of horny again. That makes me happy. I'm not going to rub one out because I think it might take away some of the gains I've made with this wacky flu. I'm superstitious like that. I'm not saying I won't finger myself tomorrow. I'm already looking forward to it. I just wanted to tell you. As I said, it makes me happy, which makes me feel even better!