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I was listening to some people talk about a girl being a slut. What's wrong with people. Who cares what she does with her vagina? It's her vagina. She can put dicks in it till the cows cum home. It's her damn vagina. I like putting dicks in my vagina and often. I like cumming even better. Dicks in my vagina make me cum. It's a win-win. Plus, sex is healthy shit. That's why any good slut is thin and fit. She's doing aerobics on a cock constantly. It's fucking sex. Who doesn't want to have sex? I am mind-boggled by people who look at sex like it's "dirty." I say the "dirtier" the better. I know I'm a slut. When I accept dinner invitations from guys who ask me out, for the first time or not, I prefer to fuck first and then eat. Let's just get that out of the way. I don't want to sit around and think about whether we will breed or not while I'm having dinner. Let's get your dick inside of me, empty the balls, blow my mind with a fuck me stupid orgasm and then eat the shit out of some wings. Does that make me a slut? Probably. A brilliant slut who likes to enjoy her dinner after a solid breeding session nonetheless. There are those guys who do say no sex, though. It's okay. Then I order the expensive shit even though I don't like it and slyly slide them the bill. I figure they owe me for leaving me high and dry.

Okay, got the whole dentist thing under control. Nothing got done, but I did have to pay them my life savings to schedule something to get done. Not really my life savings, but it wasn't cheap. Dentists are like vets. You kind of have to take their word. Vets are worse. They get it wrong half the time.

So, does this mean I can't suck a dick in the meantime? Nope. I can do that just fine. I can't drink anything hot or cold, and you think I would remember that. Sperm is just the right temp, so no problems there. Thank goodness. That is good news for a few guys I have been keeping around!

I know these are dumb posts, but my days are being rudely interrupted by having to keep these goofy appointments. Believe me. I would much rather be bent over a chair with a dick rearranging my guts, all in a vain effort to knock me up.

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