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Here are about 30 pics of tits, clits, and muscles, all oiled up. Add your own oil as desired. Good morning. I didn't get any strange cock yesterday... but today is looking up, both for the new and untested cock and my box. I am seeing him, aka Colt...which isn't his real name as I just applied a corny porn name to him, at 3 today at Jimmy Hula's, so hopefully, I will be getting a fat dick in my hula hoop. Man, I sound like a tard with porn on my mind. Probably because I am a tard with porn on my mind. I'm getting to be a creepy old lady. I wake and get all excited thinking about an 18 yr old pumping me full of jizz. Then I start touching myself, and things rapidly spin out of control after that. I often wonder if I am the only one who gets that annoying buzz in their head that screams go out, get a dick in your guts and make him do his best to knock you up. I probably am. I might need some therapy and medication. No, no, I don't. Being reasonable, sure, I'm a bit of a cock addict. But, no drugs, no alcohol is ever involved. Hell, I don't even drink or use anything ever. It just doesn't do anything for me. Sex is my drug, I guess. Fuck, I'll shut up. I'm getting way off base here. Anyway. Let's hope I at least get to suck this kid's testicles empty today. Sucking him off sounds really good for some reason. I just want to be on my knees, looking into his eyes as I swallow his sperm. Dammit. I'm turning my vagina into a puddle thinking about this. I'll let you know.

There is this vast fascination with people wanting to know my political leanings. I don't have any. I just go with whoever I think has good ideas. Have I been wrong? Of course, we all have. I wasn't wrong this time, though. It's self-evident how correct I was. Yay for me! Not really. I'm eating the shit sandwich just like everyone else. It shall pass, and shortly, it will be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for all... unless they run out, which these days, who knows? They just might. If they do, we will all go on a diet, and I don't know about you, but when I'm hungry, I can fuck like a rabbit!