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Good late morning, everyone!  Just posting up a video of myself and Deauxma @deauxma  probably the last two of the original MILFs!  We both started long ago in the early 2000s and have managed to stick around through all the industry's weirdness.  We have watched them cum and go.  The stories we can tell you!  But what never changed was our desire for each other!  We hang out with each other, stay at each other's houses, we are just good friends!  We are also good sex buddies as well.  How could we not be?  Have you seen her?  She's amazing!  She is so smooth and perfect that I can't believe I get to be with her!  I'm getting wet just thinking about her!  We have made all kinds of videos over the years, and this is the newest one, shot not too long ago.  You will be seeing lots of our videos over the course my time here on Onlyfans so buckle up, or buckle down is probably more appropriate, pants down, dick in hand, and let's get busy!

I have grandkids and they are watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  They love it.  My only question is, why don't the turtles' enemies simply flip them over on their back?  Just asking for a friend.

I thought I might be getting laid yesterday, and then his wife walked into the office.  I now have the equivalent of male blue balls.  Only they would be female blue balls.  Try and put a mental image to that one....it's tough to do.  Yet, still, I have them.  But Brooke, you ask, why not just masturbate, it's pretty obvious you know how to do that.  Well, I was going to, but when I got home, someone dragged me out to the Outback, which I dig, and I stuffed myself.  With food.  Not dick.  I am never that randy after overeating.  So I figured I would whack myself off when I went to bed.  But, I went out in the Jeep and didn't get back until 11:30.  I had an opportunity to get my fingers wet, and I was going to take it, but the TV was on.  Nip & Tuck was playing, and it was the slasher episode, so I sat and watched that like a ding dong.  Then I got so tired I fell asleep on the couch.  Now here I sit, nursing my female blue balls wondering where shit went wrong.  I would dildo myself silly, but I have friend cumming over tomorrow, and he has one the most amazing dicks, and I don't want to screw it up by overdoing it.  Life is rough.  That's all I have to say.

I absolutely fucking hate printers.  Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.  I feel like we are technologically far enough along to fill out forms online and not have to print them, fill them in, scan them, and send them.  All that depends on whether your printer is connected correctly to the wifi, you computer can find it, and it works.  In my case, good luck with that.  I called my friend who swears she is a computer guru.  She tells me she can print a pistol if she wants to from her 3D printer.  I am not impressed.  I have had a Canon printer for years now.  Wait.  That doesn't read as well as it sounded in my head.  It was supposed to be funny.  Cut me a break. I'm trying here.

I have learned is that sometimes the key to forgiveness is understanding the other person was born an idiot.  It's literally the best they can do.  You know who you are.  Well, actually you don't so disregard and continue on with your daily activities.  Love you anyway!

That's all I got for now, probably way more than I should have jotted down, I just can't help myself.  Hope you all enjoy your day, I will try and post again today if I can so watch for it!

Love ya

Brooke!

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