The dude came 5 times yesterday. Yes, I said 5 times. Did I .. (OnlyFans)

The dude came 5 times yesterday. Yes, I said 5 times. Did I mention he came 5 times? He did. In me, on me, just about everywhere! Man, did I hit the jackpot or what? This isn't a take pictures and video kind of guy, so I have no photos or video to offer, but he came 5 times! How about that! Talk about a good day!

Moving on. What's next? It's Rockville here in Daytona. I'd go, but I don't have tickets. Maybe I'll look into it. I wouldn't mind wandering around in some pretty questionable outfits and seeing what kind of attention I can draw. I would suspect it will be an ocean of penis just waiting to be fished. I'm a pretty good cock angler. I'm just saying.

I saw this Japanese porn. You know, the kind where they blur out the dick for whatever reason. Anyway, it was supposed to be a school/college type classroom and library type thing. In crazy Japanese style, there were gloryholes everywhere. In the chalkboard, walls, and library shelves, just absolutely everywhere. Sticking out of each of these glory holes was a Japanese penis. This was a scene in which I would do just about anything to make it a reality. I love the glory hole concept. I have actually never made a video with a glory hole, nor have I in real life. I'm not sure they exist in real life. The point being, I would have loved to wander from glory hole to glory hole doing things to dicks that guys dream of. Actually, things I dream of doing to dicks. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I can't get the video out of my mind. I am mildly obsessed with it. I don't know. I guess I'm an odd bird. I get caught up in things like this. Anyway, I liked it on my Twitter if you want to see it.

People on IG don't like my sarcasm. The good news is I am not a fan of their stupidity. So, therefore, we are even. I'm just kidding. I do apologize for the mean, insensitive, and incredibly accurate things I have said. Oh, for fucks sake, grow up. Warning, the surgeon general has determined that living on planet earth is hazardous to your sensitivities. It is advised you evacuate immediately.