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Today would be a good day for Connor to flood my guts with one of his incredible sperm blasts. But I can't find him. His car is gone and I know it's too early to be at work at KFC. The sneaky little bastard got away on me. Maybe I'll catch him tonight. I do have a shot, possibly at my mechanic. He seems to have settled down a little bit and showed some interest today. I know he is married and has a family and all of that, and I'm not out to screw that up for him. I just want his dick inside me. Repeatedly and often. I have no interest in anything else and nothing would make me happier than for him to fuck me properly and then leave me in a state of cummy mess and disappear back to his family until I'm ready for him to breed with me again. The only way he could ever get caught was if he ran his mouth. Or I suppose she could follow him or something silly like that, but the odds of that happening are about zero. I know this makes me a bad person in many people's minds. But the truth is they are willing participants and I'm not singling anyone out because they're married. I'm only singling them out because they look good and I want their dick. I don't care about anything else. Stick it in me, breed me, then leave me to drip dry until I'm ready to do it all again. That, my friends, is the perfect relationship in my book. I'm just saying.

Some guys just can't control whether or not their dick gets hard. That has got to be embarrassing. I don't mind if a guy gets a hard on in front of me. Apparently, a lot of other people do, but I find it to be a compliment. I know it is massively embarrassing to some guys if they get an erection in front of people. I think it's kind of hot. The poor guy at the Jeep place popped a woody and caught me glancing at the tent pole in his pants. I could see that he was visibly upset because his penis was saluting me without his permission. Tough cookies guys. Honestly, who really gives a fuck? Sometimes a person just gets turned on and is nothing anyone can do about that. If I was a guy, I would absolutely be proud of sporting a steel hard erection. In fact, that's all I be doing all day long is making sure my dick was erect. Oh, how I long for the chance to have an actual penis. The things I would do with it. I'm just saying.

Someone told me my life was a mess. I’m not sure why they felt the need to point that out. However, I feel like I am not the one with the life in disarray. In fact, I feel like I have lived a basically perfect life. If being sexually active, promiscuous, and into porn qualifies one for having a “mess” of a life, then I suppose the terminology fits. I suppose, under that definition, I would be a hot mess. But I would be one hell of a fun, hot mess. You know, like a train wreck except the train is full of pizza, fireworks, hot chicks, and glitter. Would I describe my life as a mess? I think that is the last way I would describe my life. How would I describe my life? Mostly, I think I am amazed that I was able to actually pull it off. I mean, I did exactly what I wanted to do when I wanted to do it and how I wanted to do it. I didn’t get rich, but I certainly didn’t go broke. I was never one to worry about the money. Truthfully, I was more into my lifestyle which includes a vast quantity of perverted sexual deviance. Somehow, I made it all work. So if one was to ask me whether my life was a mess, I would emphatically say no. In fact, I don’t know that there’s anything I would really change other than maybe I would’ve started on my sexual conquest lifestyle ten years sooner. I should’ve skipped the medical career altogether. I feel like I could’ve spent that time better.