Workout porn. It’s a thing and it ain’t easy to do. I know t.. (OnlyFans)

Workout porn. It’s a thing and it ain’t easy to do. I know this because I have done this more than just once. But anyway today I’m working on my arms. The arms are important because the stronger the arms are, the better a girl can work hard cock. I’m just saying. Not to mention the pressure I can apply to one’s balls to squeeze the cum out is more than most guys can take. Plus, I like to be a little stronger than the guys I’m fucking, so I can let them know who the dick really belongs to.

I’m talking to a lady who is probably one of the hottest MILFs that I know, but she is hooked on this guy like he is the end-all of guys. He isn’t. She thinks he doesn't love her and is only there for the sex. Look, I can't blame him for that because I kinda want to do the same thing. But she wants him to be in love with her, even though I doubt he is. I am though! In fact, what I want to say to her is “I’m going to spread your legs wide open and show you how much I love you with my tongue!” I doubt I’m really going to say that, but I’m thinking about it all the time. Did you ever notice no matter how bad things are, somehow you can insert sex into it? Maybe that’s just me. It probably is just me now that I think about it. I’m okay with that.

I absolutely despise inspirational quotes. Unless it’s one like “fuck hard and talk dirty.” I’m just saying.

I Love the way Connor makes me horny without even doing anything. Just the sight of him gets me thinking about him pumping his seed deep inside me. I am getting super weird for Connor. I woke up this morning thinking, wouldn't it be great to still be leaking Connor sperm out of my ass and onto my sheets? That obviously didn’t happen, but it sounds like a seriously good idea. I have to quit staring out the window, looking for Connor. I really do and I wonder if he knows that’s what I do? If he is secretly reading these blogs, then he definitely has a one up on me. I bet the sneaky little bastard is. I don’t know he is probably not, but I don’t care either way because I still want his cum inside of me.

Don’t ask me about the news. I am absolutely news constipated these days. As in, I don’t give a shit anymore. I know that sounds terrible but if we’re being honest with ourselves at best we give a couple minutes of “Oh my God that’s so bad!” and still completely uninformed, we then we go back to eating our double whopper with cheese. I find many people who ponder on the news constantly do so because they worry about their own well-being for one reason or another and feel like they need to keep informed in case doom is imminent and heading their way. Or maybe they just like seeing tragedy. Maybe they just have nothing better to do, I don’t know. Now and then I catch myself mindlessly captivated by the news, so it’s not like I don’t do the same thing. I have no idea why I’m talking about this and yet here we are and still I refuse to hit the delete button and I’m certainly not going to start now.

You know you hit The Rock bottom when you slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass. You better believe I would do more than just slap his ass. He should fuck my ass. I’m just saying. I wonder what his cock looks like? I bet it’s nice. I wonder what his cock looks like when it’s inside of me and pumping his testicles empty? I bet it would be a lot of cum. I don’t know why but I picture him with softball size testicles that are perfectly round and leave a gallon of jizz per emptying. I would empty them all the time. I’m just saying. Moving on.