Well, my friends, let us kick this off with Connor giving me.. (OnlyFans)

Well, my friends, let us kick this off with Connor giving me a super bowl flooding in his grandparent's garage while they were intently watching the game. He shot his nut deep in my guts while I was bent over a vintage Sea-Doo that hasn't been ridden in probably ten years. That's okay. I rode it just fine in the garage. He put me over the seat of the Sea-Doo and whipped out his cock, spit on the head, fucked me for a solid 5 minutes, and then dumped one of his famous massive sperm releases in my guts. When he pulled out, it ran out of me like a faucet, dripped down the seat, and all over the jet ski. His grandparents will be wondering what dripped all over their floor in the morning. I wonder if they will figure out it's their grandson's sperm via my pussy that splattered all over the stuff. Very nicely done, Connor. Very nicely done. When I came out of his garage, my family had arrived. I wore jeans and had a massive wet sperm stain on my crotch. So I picked up an old towel, held it in front of me, went into my house, and changed out of my cummy jeans. Three hours later, I just went back to my bedroom now that everyone had left, and I could smell his sperm still in my jeans. So I masturbated. What else was I going to do? Fuck, it's an excellent time to be alive, isn't it?! @u125291845

Bengals lost. I have ties to Cincinnati, so of course, I rooted for them. I'm not a huge sports fan, and I don't know much about them, so I'm not going to BS you with fake knowledge like many do these days. Helpful hint. 99.835 times out of 100, if some porn chick is mesmerizing you with sports stats...your talking to a dude. I know some of you will argue, but I have been around an awfully long time, and I know some huge names that talk sports and other things on their feeds. It isn't them. It's hubby, boyfriend, account operator, or all of the above. How would you know? It's pretty easy. The vast majority of porn chicks actually commenting on sports will say weird shit. Like, "I find guys wrestling in elastic shorts and barefoot in a cage suspect." That is an actual quote from a well-known porn star when asked about an MMA fight. If you get answers and such like that. She's the real deal. I'm not trying to kill Santa Claus here or anything. I'm just filling dead space because I am out of thoughts. Connor fucked me empty-headed. Anyway, I could be wrong. I'm not, but I could be.

Catch you all in a bit.