Alright, guys. Sorry to bombard you with so much crap. I can.. (OnlyFans)

Alright, guys. Sorry to bombard you with so much crap. I can't help myself. I am literally full of it these days, and I have to empty it out somewhere, and I'm dumping it all on you. So cut me some slack here.

There is officially no cock shortage in play right now. I am going to see Bob today. For two hours. He literally told me the amount of time all of my openings will be used at will as a cock toy for his dick. Three hours would have been better. I'm just saying. I hope he empties himself in my ass today. It hurts like fuck at first, but then it turns into something extraordinary. I can't explain it. It just feels like my ass is so full of dick I'm about to explode. Incredible feeling if you ask me. Plus, when he slides in and out, I can feel everything. From the ridge of his cockhead to his pulsing veins. That may be what makes me cum so fast when he's buried his cock in my colon. We shall see. I don't want to make a mess out of my chair, so let us move on. 

I was asked if I was addicted to masturbation. Probably. So what if I am? Beats the hell out of being hooked on pills or something like that. Here's a thought. If I am addicted to masturbation and then become addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand? Just curious.

If Connor were to come over and ask me to fuck him instead of Bob, which would I choose. Last night I would have said, Connor. Today, I don't know. I love Connors sperm and the Cougar taking advantage of the Cub scenario so much it's hard to turn down. But now that I have had a little while and actually talked to Bob, I can't get his perfect penis out of my mind. Good thing I don't have to choose one or the other. I'd lose my mind! Today, I'm going with Bob. Bob's cock knows how to turn me into a slobbering cock tard that I do so adore being. I'm looking forward to being turned into a crosseyed cum filled ding dong today, and Bob has the penis to get that done. Man, I'm looking forward to this!

How tall am I? I am sometimes 5 ft 8 and other times 5 ft 9. I have no idea how or why that plays out like that. I like wearing heels because it just makes it easier to look down on you. I'm just saying.

Chicks are hard to deal with. Especially attractive ones. They have so many issues. Fuck me dry. It's hard to be friends with them because they are so catty and judgemental. Competitive is another good term. I am starting to think the only reason we have vaginas is so that men will talk to us. Otherwise, what's the point? I'm just making an observation. I don't know. I guess if guys didn't have a dick, I would ignore them as well. I'm awful.

I hear people complaining about the "TSA" airport screenings. I kind of dig them. I like that they give me women to pat me down. I just wish they would be super hot. I would love to make a satisfying gasp when they cup my tits. I'm just saying. @u125291845