Getting ready for my date tonight, but that damn kid across .. (OnlyFans)

Getting ready for my date tonight, but that damn kid across the street is annoying me.  He came to my door to see if he could “trim my bushes.”  I already know he knows who I am and my bushes don’t need trimming… by him, that is.  His uncle probably told him or he spends too much time looking up MILFS on his phone. I asked him how old he was and of course, he’s 18 but I’d need to see an ID if I was selling him a beer or something of the sort if you know what I mean. Anyway, he needs to learn his boundaries. He took a photo of me today when I was outside.  Probably to add to his MILF photo collection, probably labeled Pokeymom. 18 yr olds and their never softening cocks, turns their brains into jerk-off machines.

Someone toId me masturbating makes your dick smaller today.  I call bullshit, but they swear it’s true.  I figure we all use the internet to rub a good one out, so it must have something to do with that.  So I guess Asia has really fast internet and Africa has really slow internet.  Just saying.  Wait?  Can I say that?  Is that socially incorrect?  Who knows anymore?  I’m kidding.  Sort of.  On the subject of masturbating, what is with guys and socks?  I mean they make lube.  Do socks feel all that much better?  Why did the jizz pile cross the road?  He wore the wrong pair of socks.  Honestly, my ex was telling me how he was wearing out his socks thinking about me.  Socks?  If I had a dick, I would use one of those fleshlight pussy in a can things.  They look wonderful and I have pumped several guys off with them.  It’s a good time.  I guess any port in a storm.

I was posed a question the other day and at the time I couldn’t think of an answer because I really couldn’t think of anything bad.  The question was, what is the worst part about giving a blowjob.  I enjoy giving blowjobs.  I enjoy giving blowjobs a lot.  I like it when they dump a slimy load of hot squishy sperm down my throat.  I like it when they splatter their nut all over my face.  I just like it.  But after giving a blowjob today, I came up with one thing.  The view.  The view is absolutely not good.  I never noticed that until today.  Not even close to a game-changer, but I now have the answer to the question.  Just saying!

These photos are from yesterday.  I kind of dig them. I should answer the door when my goofy 18 yr old neighbor comes poking around again.  That should make his balls blue and annoyingly painful.