Just a quick post to get the morning started. Nothing glamo.. (OnlyFans)

Just a quick post to get the morning started.  Nothing glamorous, just simple pics of me on the back porch getting the day started.  No edits, no filters.  If you want big fake tits, you are at the right place.  If you want big fake plastic faces via the magic of apps and photoshop, wrong place.  I have one technique for editing my face.  Crop my head right out of the picture.  So, if you ever wanted to know which photos are edited simply look for the ones I have no head. It's a free app.  You don't even have to download it.  How it works is when you take pics or videos just ensure your head isn't in the frame then push the button.  Works like magic.

Porn chicks hate each other.  They swear they love each other publicly and often to each other's faces.  Then they break out the machete the second the other turns their back.  Watching the lawsuit involving dog porn between three of them.  They should make a reality legal show out of this crap.  Two lesser porn people decided to accuse, most certainly wrongly, of a more substantial name in porn of making dog porn on Twitter.  Be right back, I'm going to get some popcorn, this is going to get good.

On this note, I am going to put up some awesome behind-the-scenes outtakes of what really goes down on porn sets.  I'll post the new password shortly for bt34gg so watch for it.

Will someone please explain why motorcyclists insist on riding right on top of the centerline?  It's like they are daring me to kick my door open and send them on their way into the afterlife.  I'll never forget the story from a friend who rides Harley's about the time some old lady cut him off with her smart car.  He pulled up beside her at a red light and let her know in no uncertain terms he wasn't happy with her.  When the light turn green she swerved into him and sent him to the pavement and drove off.  They never found her, he didn't get the plate.  His own admission to me was the moral of the story is that Granny in a smart car will take out the toughest of bikers without even blinking an eye.  I mention this because it is Biketoberfest here in Daytona Beach FL and just me doing my normal out and about the thing is nearly impossible as there are 200K plus bikers here.  They are like flys buzzing around everywhere.  Which I love and don't mind even a little bit that anything I do will take longer than normal just due to the number of people on the roads.  But for fucks sake just because you come to Daytona Beach doesn't mean you can drive any way you feel like riding.  Red lights still mean stop, drinking and driving is still illegal, and just because you put on your magical leather biker vest doesn't mean the asphalt will be any kinder when your face is sliding across it.  I asked the pavement and it told me it just didn't care about your skin.  Just saying here.  I do love all the bikers that come here.  I want them to have the time of their lives.  But folks, you got to be careful.  Now out of my way while I get on my brand new electric skateboard that goes 30mph without a helmet.