Weird day. My friend got busted for public indecency. Not .. (OnlyFans)

Weird day.  My friend got busted for public indecency.  Not just a ticket but a ride in the cop car and post the bail type busted.  Here in Florida, we still do the bail thing.  I had to do that for her, and it screwed up my day.  It took forever to get everything done!  Apparently, don't ride around in your car topless with a camera on trying to make a video for her boyfriend while passing a cop.  She told them what she was doing, but they think she was making porn.  She doesn't have any porn sites anywhere, so they kind of goofed with that.  I don't know what the exact charges are other than indecent exposure and lewd conduct.  I am not going to go on a crusade here.  I fully well know the rules on when and where porn, nudity, or sex should occur.  I don't comply that often but I also make sure I don't pass a cop with my tits out.  She is making more out of it than what it is and is mad at me for not being overly concerned.  She thinks I don't care.  She's right. I don't care, especially since she will get a slap on the wrist and be sent on her way with a $250 fine.  Welcome to the perils of pulling your tits out in public places.  Sometimes it goes wrong.

Oddly enough, I have never been arrested.  For anything.  Not even a close call.  No DUI's, which is an easy one for me to avoid since one has to drink to accomplish that feat, and I don't drink.  No traffic tickets in the last 15 yrs or so.  Though I used to be hell on wheels and no pedestrian was safe, I couldn't afford the insurance to keep driving that way.  Now I just go with the flow, no hurry.  It maintains that insurance bill at a minimum. I do fuck in cars, and sometimes while they are moving but typically, if the vehicle is rolling, it's blowjobs.  Probably not the safest thing in the world to do, but I can't help myself.  I love sucking dicks in cars.  I always have, I always will.  I have fucked in a moving vehicle.  It sucked.  I didn't get my cum on, and that pretty much taught me everything I needed to know about sitting on a dick while the owner of the said dick is trying to drive.  I fucked in a school parking lot once.  That was probably a serious offense, but it was on a weekend night and at like 1 am so nobody was around.  That was a fantastic fuck.  I came first and then a massive second cum when his testicles started pumping sperm inside of me.  I think of that fuck a lot when I masturbate without porn. What is my point here?  I don't really know.  I guess I have always known public nudity can get you into some legal troubles.  Wait, I remember the best public nudity place I ever got caught.  Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio.  I was fucking in the stadium, shooting a porn, when a group of people walked into the seating area in which I was getting eaten out.  Going to say 2005 or so.  I have pictures.  I will get them up tomorrow.  We had to pack up and run because they went and got security, and we made it to the car and off-campus just in the nick of time.  The funny thing is, I was sucking a guy off named Nick as we were leaving!  I have photo evidence to back this all up for all you naysayers!  Catch you tomorrow with the evidence!