You say slut. I say chick that likes dick. Half a dozen, si.. (OnlyFans)

You say slut.  I say chick that likes dick. Half a dozen, six the other.  I wish it were half a dozen, but that's beside the point.  So anyway, bring on the penis.  Yes, I have been accused,  by an angry person who is having marital problems. 
 Nothing to do with me but apparently "people like me" have caused her marital demise.  So she deemed me a slut and correctly and proudly so in the terminology of the word slut.  My love of having penis dump pile after pile of sperm in my guts certainly confirms the slut accusation. I love it when women get all bent out of shape over people like me who enjoy sex in massive amounts. They always speak like they are talking from a place of moral superiority.  They tend to be pretty delusional about how wonderful they think they are.  They think they are my competition.  Please, they aren't my competition. They are my amusement.  Am I slut?  Absolutely!  And you should be happy for me!

How do you know if you are a slut?  When you officially run out of men to fuck to the point that you have to move to find more cock.  When you see a guy that catches your eye, and the first thought is, "I wonder how his dick will look in my mouth?" That's how you know if you are a slut.  My favorite shade of lipstick is penis. Yes, I'm a slut.  So what?  I like to fuck.  I like to fuck a whole lot.  That is a problem because?  Please, take your time and explain it to me.  Tell me how it is destroying my life?  Sure, I fuck married guys, as well as married girls.  I am an equal opportunity homewrecker, so to speak.  However, I don't make this decision. They do.  They would be the homewreckers.  I'm just using the dick for an hour or so.  I don't want him emotionally.  I only want him to breed me and go away.  Look, I do as I please and please those that I do.  I don't care about marital status, relationship status.  If they want to be with you exclusively, they will.  If not, well, it really is that simple.  Wives and girlfriends should be baking me cakes and cookies because I send their guy home in one hell of a good mood.  Giving me an anal creampie has that effect on men.  Plus, since about 99% of the reasons for stepping out on their other half is lack of sex, so technically, I am doing them a favor by draining their man's testicles.  They no longer have to do that chore as they seem to find it repulsive.  That's ok.  One girl's repulsion is another girl's delight.

To add on more oddness to the day, I just got sent a meme from a past gay girlfriend who now lives in Pasadena, CA.  It says, "My body does not define my gender."  She wants me to help her with this campaign slogan or whatever it is.  She wants me to retweet it.  I thought about it and came to the following conclusion. Get the fuck out of here.  I am not interested in playing these dumb games.  Even if I was to participate in causes, it would be for something that is a legitimate issue.  You know, like starving people, people who need healthcare, shelter, shit like that.  I am not going to get on board with some idiot who can't figure out if they are a male or female.  And no, you don't get to be both, nor do you get to be neither.  Just like I don't get to be 1 ft tall simply because I feel like I'm 1 ft tall.  In the end, I'll still be 5 ft 8 inches, and no matter how hard I try, I won't fit through the dollhouse door. So yes, your body does define your gender unless you are a graduate of the Shortbus academy.  Just to be clear, I am absolutely fine if you pretend to be any gender you want. By all means, feel free to do just that. You may even pull it off and fool everyone, but in the end, your body knows who it is and what it is.  So no, no more of these stupid games.  It's time to let these ludicrous I can be anything mythical thing I want to be games to come to a conclusion.  Pick a sexuality or don't. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you choose but for the love of all that is holy, shut the fuck up about it.  Fuck.  Why is this teeing me off?  It shouldn't, but still, it does.  It has to be this special level of woke stupidity that is annoying me.  I mean, I'm open to all kinds of new ideas and thought processes.  Until it crosses the line of being moronic, then I'm out.  Her slogan should have been, "My body does not define my sexuality." I can get on board with that.  Fuck it, that's enough for right now.  I'm frustrating myself, and I want to be horny.  It's hard to be horny when you want to smash your computer and move off the grid.  But then I wouldn't be able to look at all the amazing transgenders on my computer.  I masturbate to a lot of transgender porn. It's kind of my thing.