Post 1 of 3: So here are some pics that I shot by myself, ze.. (OnlyFans)

Post 1 of 3: So here are some pics that I shot by myself, zero help, zero edits, and no filters. Some are good, some bad. It's been a while since I've worn stockings and garters, and I feel like that is super MILFy as well as hard-core cougar. I'm going to wear it out to eat tonight to the Charlie horse and see what kind of looks that I get. Hopefully, there'll be some hot guys or hot chicks, and they will sit next to me, and before we know it, we will be doing super weird shit without any clothes on. Yeah, that's a fantasy, but a girl can dream. So doing these pictures by myself is not super easy. I have to find creative ways to hold the camera with a variety of weird mounts. Plus, the lighting sucks in my house, so I have to figure that out with the ring light, and that leaves circles on my eyes which is kind of odd. And then I have to say smile and wait two seconds for the picture to snap. I can tell you that Samsung has not mastered the technology of saying smile and having the camera snap a photo each time. Sometimes I want to throw the god damn thing. I keep saying smile a thousand times nothing happens. That'll dry your box up in about two seconds flat. Alright, that's all for now because I am starving, and a big batch of crispy wings has my name on it. I'm going to make a vegan scream in horror as I further murder a dead chicken. To make sure that it is dead, I'm going to drown it with some beer. Catch you all a bit. I will be posting again tonight.