Hello all. It must be big dick Tuesday because 2 of my favor.. (OnlyFans)

Hello all. It must be big dick Tuesday because 2 of my favorite big dick fuck buddies have gotten ahold of me within minutes of each other.  The stars must have aligned.  I would kick my boyfriend out, move the one in with me, and be his daily cock slave if he would do it.  Seriously.  I would dump my boyfriend in a second for this guy.  My boyfriend reads these things. That's how serious I am about it.  I know. I have heard it a thousand times. I'm an awful girlfriend.  But you know that going into it always confused when it ends up being a shocker when I do something completely unfaithful.  I am just such a visual person.  It takes over, and I forget all about all the other stuff I am supposed to be interested in.  The other guy is my favorite BBC, and this dude is the only guy who can make me squirt non-stop.  Not the pissy, super-soaker water gun squirt. That shit is so staged that I can't believe guys to this day fall for that con.  I am talking about drooling out thick short pumps of girl sperm constantly.  This guy turns on my pump somehow, someway.  I wouldn't leave my boyfriend for him, though.  I would make him leave the house while he's here, but still, I would let him come back and clean up the cummy sheets.

Moving on.  Not a good idea to wear "Breed me" apparel out and about.  People get highly offended, and things get weird fast.  I forgot I had it on, and by the time I realized I did, I didn't feel like driving home to change.  I went to the beach store to get a chair, which the one I got sucked, but whatever, and I wasn't in there a minute before some lady was harrumphing around smacking her husband on the arm to look at me and giving me the stink eye.  I don't get off on making people uncomfortable, but I also don't put up with over-the-top reactions to something silly.  It probably wasn't the best choice of apparel, but it wasn't the end of the world.  The lady that worked there was okay about it and even said she liked my shirt and gave me a thumbs up.  Not sure if she was honest about that, but who gives a shit.  I like the shirt.  I like wearing it.  I don't wear it to most places, but if I happen to forget I have it on, I will certainly not avoid sloppy house ho's who get offended at any chick that isn't as fat as they are—just saying.  So, it got worse.  I went to Publix.  This time I was making a statement.  An upfront, in your face, go fuck yourself message.  Holy dick in my ass, people followed me around the store.  Some lady took a picture, and I'll probably end up on WhatsShadyInDaytona.  That's an IG thing.  I would say I was upset, but that didn't happen.  What did happen is I got myself all turned on.  I know half the guys in there who agreed with their wives about what a whore I was would be going to go back to their hotels and jerk it in the bathroom thinking about breeding me.  I like that.  I like that a lot.  I had a guy jerk it for me last night on cam, and I got myself off thinking about how much cum he shot on his belly, wishing it was mine.  My boyfriend wasn't all that happy about that, but sometimes sex is just better when you do it yourself.  Don't lie.  I know we all prefer a partner because it's more fun when someone else is there, but let us be honest.  Sometimes when you do it yourself, especially when someone is watching, it's fucking unbelievably good.  You know, just the right touch, speed, intensity to blow your mind out with a nuclear level self-achieved orgasm.  I hope all those guys blow enough sperm to cause a nuclear winter in their bathroom.  So fuck it, the "Breed Me" shirt will be worn often and in public.