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Good evening everyone.  Hope everything is going well.  It's almost the weekend.  Day wasn't all that bad.  I came twice, on two different dicks.  I know.  I'm a dirty slut.  I wouldn't change a thing.  Oh, shut up.  If you had a pussy, you'd be fucking every dick in town.  If I had a dick, I'd be sticking it in every hole that moved twice a day, every day.  Man, I wish I had a dick.  Just for a day.  That's all I ask.  Some invent a pill that does that and fast.  I just want to know what it feels like to have sperm leaving my testicles and traveling through my dick.  I wouldn't mind knowing what it feels like when the head of my cock was in some chick's mouth either.  It seems so...I don't know...superb.  Anyway, what the fuck am I doing here?  Way off base and so far in left field and even I don't know how I got here.  Real quick though, wouldn't you just die to know what it feels like to cum from a cock sliding in your guts?  Lets trade.  Enough of this.  What's next?  My neighbor is terrified of the Covid-D.  Is that like Claritin-D?  Can you make meth out of it?  Christ on a stick.  Haven't we had enough of this?  I guess not.  Is it just me or does it seem like we got the world leveled out like 5 or six months ago and now it's back into another tailspin?  I could be wrong.

Don't ask me about politics.  I am uninterested.  I am old school.  I keep them to myself, don't pick a side, and keep an open mind.  I will say this and it may p!ss folks off.  Joe Biden is hard to watch.  It's to the point of cringey.  It's like he goes somewhere only he can see and then all of a sudden he'll pull it together for a few minutes and then boom back to cringey land.  I am not talking politics; I am just stating what, at least to me, is the obvious.  It doesn't matter what network you watch, they can't edit it all out.  We need an age limit on these guys.  I don't see a reason why anyone over 65 needs to be running the country, much less the free world.

Amyway.  Time to surf Tinder.  I will add anyone who had hit me up on snapchat.  Don't expect me to be super active, I am just getting started so give it some time.  Brooketylergg on there.