Let’s talk about sluts today.  I have been a slut before a l.. (OnlyFans)

Let’s talk about sluts today.  I have been a slut before a large portion of you ever left your Dad’s testicles on the way to existence.  Some folks start out loving me for being such a blatant slut then end up hating me for it. I get a ton of emails from random people that I’ve never even knew existed but apparently they know that I do. And my existence offends them in any and all ways possible. Slut is the preferred name they like to use for me. And they are correct: I am a massive slut but I’m just not their slut. I bet if I was they would have a different opinion of me. I also get a lot of requests for me to wear my glasses when I take porn pics. They say I look like a sexy MILF nerd. I’m not, I’m just a slut who can’t see. Just saying. That shit comes with age. I don’t need a special occasion to slut things up. Oh look, it’s nice outside, time to slut it up. Going to a formal event? Well then, let’s formally slut it up! Everyone loves a good slut, they just won’t admit it. There are levels of sluts and I’m not tooting my own horn here but I am top level slut material. My favorite shade of lipstick is penis, that is the level of slut I really am. I slut around for the love of just slutting around. I’ll go down faster than a cold beer on a Saturday night without a drop of booze in me. The only thing I’m drinking directly from the tap is sperm.  The odds are that I’ve had more nuts in my mouth and a squirrel and honestly; I am super proud of that! Think of all these women and men who have had sex fewer times than I have had partners. Actually, this may be a poor example because that would be in the thousands and for some that’s probably a lot of sex. For me that’s just a good year. But honestly there women who have sex maybe once twice every other month. There are folks who go for years without having sex with another person. That is some bullshit, if you ask me. Why would you ever want to do that willingly? If I go a week without being topped off with sperm, then you better get out of my way because I’m going to be in a foul mood. I have and surely will again, paid for it and without doubt feel it’s the best money I have ever spent.  Let’s be honest here. Cumming changes everything. I know when I cum on a man’s cock I feel alive; I feel like a woman; I am ready to get shit done. So when I read my Whoreoscope for the day I want it to read “You're a slut.”  Because being a slut is truly being alive, physically and mentally.  So yes, I am a slut and a better person for it.  Moving on. 

Someone asked me about guys cumming inside of me.  I feel I need to respond with a clarification.  I never set out to let guys I don’t know breed me with baby batter.  My vagina just gets the better of me and it for this reason I have taken more loads than a washing machine and I feel like I am just getting started.  So I test.  Lucky for me I have yet to catch a nasty, as in STD, in all these years.  Again, lucky me.  I don’t recommend my actions.  This is a do as I say, not as I do, situation.  Will I ever stop allowing my vagina to make questionable decisions? No point being untruthful here. I will probably end up getting my stomach pumped from a sperm overdose for I stop letting my box getting me into sketchy situations.  Just saying… like I always do.