Good morning everyone. It’s Wednesday and though people lik.. (OnlyFans)

Good morning everyone.  It’s Wednesday and though people like to say “Hump Day” all I can think about is that stupid commercial with the camel.  So I will call it “Walk it back Wednesday” from now on.  Let’s toss it all the way back to 2010, Ft Lauderdale, FL with @deauxma .  She came to visit from Texas and we got together and did all kinds of weird shit together and filmed quite a bit of stuff.  One of the few sane people in the industry is Deauxma.  Just a normal person who really likes to fuck.  Everything else about her life is basically the Leave It To Beaver American Dream with a sex drive on steroids.  I am not so sane, but close enough that we hit it off and make a fantastic duo.  Anyway, enjoy this little video from 2010, I believe this is actually the first time I have ever shown this video ever.  I found it still in raw format, unedited, just sitting there all by itself waiting to be seen.  So here it is!

I sucked a lot of dick yesterday.  I mean a lot.  I’m not talking 10 minutes, think almost 2 hours.  Is that an issue?  Absolutely not.  I can suck dick all day, grab a grape Slurpee, get right back to it.  What’s the point of this statement?  Someone should invent a blowjob chair.  It could even be a dual purpose.  It could double as an “eat her out” chair as well.   Look, I’m no spring chicken here.  The older I get, the more I am all about being comfortable, and if a BJ chair would lighten the load on the bent part of the body, I would buy that fucker.  I know, what a weird and random thing to blurt out.  Just telling you what is on my very strange mind.  Moving on.

John Cena is a whiny little cry baby bitch.  There.  I said it.  He apologised to China for “accidentally saying Taiwan is a country.”  I am not being political here.  I don’t care what side of the fence you are on or if you run straight down the middle.  Not one fuck is given from me about anyone’s political beliefs.  But when you make such a disgusting apology like he did it cleared one thing up right away.  He grovels on his knees for his Chinese masters.  Disgusting.  All for a buck.  You can shove your money right up your ass.  If I’m groveling on my knees to my master lets get something straight.  Its your dick that is my master, not you or your money.  I have this mental picture now of John Cena licking the spread, dirty asshole of his Chinese owners.  Probably pissed some John Cena fans off though my distaste is for Mr Cena alone.  I don’t know who told celebrities and athletes they were smart and or important but they were certainly stupid enough to believe them.  The guy who assembled my keyboard that I am typing this bullshit on is more important to me than any actor or athlete will ever be.  Fuck… I’m done.  Sorry about that.

I am going to do a compilation video and some pics today of requests that I get.  So if you were looking to see some feet, there will be that.  Up close clit stuff, that will be there as well.  You get the idea.  It will be a bunch of stuff all rolled into one.  It will be later today because I actually need someone to film this for me so I have to wait for him to get off of work and stop by the house.  I am looking foward to it.  It just sounds…fun.  Porn should always be fun because if it isn’t then you are just making crap you really didn’t want to do.  I get requests for stuff that isn’t fun.  Not that I am knocking on peoples kinks, they just aren’t for me.  Farting.  Several people have been asking for that, offering money but that isn’t for me.  No matter how I look at that it just doesn’t seem fun.  Plus, who farts on command?  I mean sure I let one rip now and then but I dont sit around farting at the snap of a finger.  So it’s its a Nancy Reagan just say no moment on the farting.

I got caught masturbating yesterday.  I’ll explain later.  I am out of time, got a date to keep and such so catch up with a bit later today.