It’s Friday, the most likely day for my body to be invaded b.. (OnlyFans)

It’s Friday, the most likely day for my body to be invaded by dicks.  Just saying!  I could use a good splash of cum to grease up my insides.  I am not going to lie to you and say I don’t feel like getting a good solid breeding session in.  I do.  Not sure whose dick I have to suck around here to suck a dick, but point me in the right direction.

So, I joined a damn porn site last night.  I got totally caught up with this chick and her stuff looked so good on Twitter I couldn’t help myself.  Guys think it’s exclusive to them to get all fucked up in the head sexually over some chick.  How wrong you are.  I get super stupid over both guys and girls.  I am such a visual person.  I get massively turned on by people with the right look and the right look seems to change weekly.  I make poor decisions when I am in fluster mode because of some stud or hot chick.  The vagina takes over and there goes my money.  I, of all people, should know better, but I don’t.  First, I saw her; and then I spent my money on her. Why? Because she is painfully beautiful. Then after I paid the price of admission I got nailed with crappy content and a bunch of pay-per-view on a message stuff.  But I was so fucking frustratingly horny for this chick I paid for the pay-per-view.  It was OK… at best.  I got off on it, used the wand and a butt plug, and I came pretty good.  Afterwards, I felt ripped off, to be honest.  Is she still smoking hot?  Of course.  Has she lost her luster with me?  You bet your ass she has.  Then I started worrying about you guys feeling like that with me.  I know I don’t do the pay-per-view thing and monetarily it’s probably a good idea, but it seems… rude.  That is the only word I can think of.  I know we all have to make money and I enjoy the money I get here, but it’s got to be fun as well.  I am not going to just make content I think you want to see.  What I want to make is content that I want to make because it turns me the fuck on.  I have been at this a long time.  I am out of fucks to be given and my apology account is in the negatives.  So if it doesn’t make me cum, turn me on, or make me feel sexy, I will not be doing it.  The good news is stuffing a big fat cock so far up in my insides that I can taste it is my idea of a good time.  As well as stuffing all kinds of things in pretty much any orifice I have.  Yes, I am doing anal but you only get the anal that I like.  Which, must to some folks dismay, is not getting my ass power plowed so hard I have to bite the blanket to keep from screaming.  Nice and easy leaves my box extra greasy.  So, if you have some ideas of stuff you want to see just send it my way.  I will see what I can do.  If it turns me on, I’ll make it.  May be a bit but I will get it done.

Someone got pissed off at my “not your turn anymore” analogy.  I stand behind it.  If one person leaves a relationship for someone else, then it is not your turn anymore.  Very simple concept.  Some other dude or chick is fucking your ex stupid because it is his or her turn now to fuck him or her brainless.  Think about it.  Especially in this day and age when chicks are complaining about being looked at because they dressed sexy as fuck.  They are not responsible for you or your shit.  They are only responsible for the wellbeing of themselves.  Unless you have rugrats. Then it’s “we fucked up” time and put your shitty differences aside and raise them kids like they should.  Without bicycle helmets.  That just makes them soft.  Smack their head a few times off the curb and that will harden them right up.  If you get stuck with little people then technically everyone involved has lost their turn and are now in limbo for 18 yrs or longer.  Keep that in mind before you dump ball juice into chicks, little people sometimes show up shortly thereafter.  However, feel free to evacuate your testicles in me all you want.  Ain’t no little people/aliens popping out of me.