Good morning, everyone. I’m horny in the morning but still .. (OnlyFans)

Good morning, everyone.  I’m horny in the morning but still to tired to masturbate.  Just thought you should know that.  Anyway, not that that is out of the way, lets move on.  I am posting a cuck video on 34gg so check that out, it’s pretty cool.  Involves some serious cucking.  

Here is a helpful hint with chicks.  If you eat us out so good that you literally consume our souls right out of our pussies, we may leave you high and dry.  I had that happen last night.  He destroyed my box with his tongue and I came so hard I didn’t want to fuck anymore.  Shit happens.  I jerked him off, but all I really wanted to do was lie around naked and touch my clit in remembrance of the tongue lashing I just received.  Call me selfish, but it is what it is.

On the subject of kind of the same thing.  Did you ever have your chick, dude, side fuck, whatever show up unannounced and horny but you just knocked one out?  I mean, like literally minutes before, you were making weird grunts and faces as you worked one out.   And now, just as you got the energy to get your clothes back on, they show up.  I hate when that happens.  Just saying.

About romance.  Don’t send me texts, emails, whatever, saying you want to cuddle.  I will just assume “cuddle” is a spelling error and what you meant to spell was “fuck.”  I am just not that “sensitive” of a person.  My idea of a romantic cuddly night is watching you drive off after you put my legs on your shoulder, rearranged my guts, and left me lubed with testicle grease that is slowly dribbling down my legs.  Ah, makes me all warm and dribbly thinking about it.

I guess me telling you what my sexual fantasies are is a turn on.  I am OK with that.  It turns me on to tell you.  I am shocked that some of you find my weirdness to be a turn on.  I really am.  Some of you are asking me to make up fantasies that I don’t have or are not my thing.  Got to say no to that.  Nothing against them, but if I am going to tell you what turns me on, then it better damn well turn me on or I am just wasting everyone’s time.  I am too old and to set in my ways to make shit up so it turns a few people on.  I don’t have time to waste on shit that isn’t making my box into a drooling moron begging for a cock.  Not that I’m downplaying what turns folks on, I’m just saying I’m not going to pretend it turns me on.  I understand that not everything that turns me on turns you on.  I get tons of messages telling me it’s gross that I like jizz so much.  I get it.  It’s not for everyone.  Apparently licking up a gallon of sperm creeps some folks out.  It’s a buffet for me, but again, I get it.  I get lots of requests to explain why I like guys to cum inside of me.  It’s hard to explain.  It is probably instinctual.  The possibility of pregnancy is a massive turn on for me.  Especially if I am cheating on someone.  To get bred and impregnated and have someone else’s baby inside of me that isn’t my partners is a panty soaking thought for me.  I can’t help it, it just makes me weak in the knees thinking about it.  It has been a constant in my life when it cums to getting aroused.  I love the thought of getting fucked by multiple 18 to 21 yr olds and left with gallons of baby lube in my belly.  I don’t know why, but letting younger guys breed me is annoyingly erotic to me.  Good news is I can’t get knocked up because if I could, that’s what I would be most of the time.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really want a ton of kids.  I just get off on the thought of being bred by huge black cocks, 18 yr old cocks, all kinds of cocks, and making my cuck boyfriend/husband raise them.  It’s a fantasy that makes me wet.  Again, I know it’s odd, but such is life.  I would be lying to you if I said it didn’t turn me on.

Catch you all in a bit!