Good morning, everyone. It’s Wednesday, Humpday, whatever y.. (OnlyFans)

Good morning, everyone.  It’s Wednesday, Humpday, whatever you prefer to call it.  I was supposed to get humped today, but I haven’t heard from him, so there may be no humping going on this fine day.  We shall see.  I need to find a backup cock.  I know of one, but I don’t know that I want to deal with the person attached to it.  His dick is good, but he is such a douche.  They counterbalance each other out. This is a video on my 34gg site, which you have access to if you want it, just message me, that is just that.  A guy with a great dick that is just a big a dick as his dick.  His dick is strong though so I went back for more and more… and them some more after that.  This video is unedited.  No cuts, no tricks, no nothing.  From start to finish, this is nothing more than me enjoying a rather large and fat cock.  Let me know what you think.  I am putting up another video for OF’s but again, feel free to get access to the other one.

I was holding a cock in my hand the other day when it ejaculated.  About 30 seconds before it did, it expanded in my hand.  Literally got about a third thicker than what it already was.  It made my fingers spread apart.  It got so hard it was like cement, which made his pulse feel like a drumbeat.  The head turned bright purple and started dribbling jizz.  I swear it looks so painful, especially when I see the rest of your body seize up right before you cum.  His balls didn’t suck up inside him, but started up the side of his shaft.  Then they started pumping, his dickhead got even bigger and more angry looking, and he shook and boom.  A river of sperm erupted from his tiny little cum hole, which was now the size of a fat straw.  His jizz covered my tits.  I put a picture of it up in an earlier post.  I tell you this because this is what I am going to be thinking of when I get myself off later today.  The biggest turn on of the whole thing is that I did that to his body.  I made his cock into a cement log.  I made his balls suck up on the sides of his cock shaft and I made them pump his sperm onto my tits till there was none left.  I love knowing that I can do that to a man’s body.  As you already know, I really love knowing that I can take a part of his body from him and make it mine.  Anyway, that is my jack-off material for later on!

I am a road rage driver.  I always was.  I used to yell “Pick a fucking lane, dickhead!” when my mom pushed me around in the grocery cart.  Apparently, I am the only one on the entire planet that knows how to drive correctly.  Just saying.

Am I the only one who masturbates because I get bored?  Sure, I do when I’m horny, but sometimes it just seems like something constructive to do.  Just asking for a friend.

They asked me why I hang around certain people, even though I know they are complete assholes.  The dick.  I get dickmatized.  I get put under a spell by the magical penis and it controls my life and I hang around for nothing more than the dick.  If you have a magic penis that lights my vagina on fire, I will literally put up with a ton of shit just to get access to it.  I have actually begged guys to let me remove the sperm from their balls.  Not because I want to make them happy.  No, not at all.  But because I want to make myself happy by impaling my guts with his penis.  I could care less about their feelings or lack thereof.  I will pretend to care if the dick is strong enough.  Sadly, there is no substitute for a live hard cock.  No plastic, rubber, silicone, whatever, cock will ever replace a real one.  So, I will continue begging for penis even if I have to beg douche bags to slip it in me.  Now you know why!

I once had a guy tell me his dick was so good I would be making him a sandwich afterwards.  Ended up my pussy was so good he made me a sandwich.  Just saying.

Catch you all again in a bit!