So, you want to move to Florida. Sunshine, Beaches, Bikinis.. (OnlyFans)

So, you want to move to Florida.  Sunshine, Beaches, Bikinis, Babes, Booze.  Not so fast Chuckles.  Florida isn't Fantasy Island and that isn't how it goes down here.  Don't believe the TV shows or movies.  Sure, it has beaches with babes.  It also has Rattlers and the season has just begun.  And it's begun early.  I didn't expect to see Canebrake's for another month but here they are. Three today.  I will probably see more tomorrow.  Not something you folks who move from Maine are likely to see up there but here in FL, better be careful when you let Fluffy out in the back yard.  Look, I live for this stuff.  I am completely fascinated with animals in the wild just like I am with dick.  I can't get enough of either one!