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Good Monday, everyone!  Hope all is going well.  You get to see the aftermath of the serious dick down I took this morning.  Anyone who adds $30 or more to the campaign will get a free custom video, made just for you today, delivered today.  So get on it boys!  I wish I could film the whole thing but nobody around to do it.  This will be hard post to type out, I can still feel his jizz swimming around inside me doing it's thing.  Makes my chair a slip and slide.   I know I went mostly dark yesterday, but I had a busy day and once in a while I just need to take care of myself.  “Myself” being my box, pussy, vagina, whatever term you would like to use.  So today you get the play-by-play on rerun. @u125291845

First things first, I love that face that guys make when they unload a nut sack full of sperm inside me because they either couldn’t or wouldn’t pull out in time.  They still have that doped out look on their face but add a little shock to it and that’s the face you make.  Yes, my vagina has the power to override your moral sense not to breed with me.  Too late though, your testicles aren’t all sucked inside of you because they're cold.  They are shoved up in there from emptying themselves deep into my guts.  I like to fuck with some of them.  Yesterday I said to him, “I can feel your jizz making a baby already!” He looked terrified and told me how he was married, already had kids, blah blah blah.  I let him off the hook.  As most of you know, a hysterectomy took that ability away from me many, many years ago.  Best thing I ever did.  I can have all the weird fantasies I want about guys breeding me, actually act them out, and never get the enormous belly.  Unless of course it’s a gang bang and I get filled up with so much jizz I get a sperm belly.  I wish that would/could happen.  Get so much cum inside of me, I gain two pounds.  I would leak it out of me for a week.  Probably forever because I would keep going back for fill-ups.  Man, I have a bizarre sexual imagination.  Oh well, you only live once and what’s a little sperm in my insides amongst friends?  Either way, the cum I have right after a guys splashes my innards with his jizz is unbelievable.  I’m sure that is what attracts me so much to semen.  I swear when I cum like that it starts in my head and I can feel it just wash all over body… for about thirty seconds.  Almost scary how strong it is.  Fuck I love my body and the things it can do to me.

So, I fucked this guy yesterday.  Obviously he was married.  Again, if you have a problem with that, take it up with him.  I am not in charge of the moral police, and it isn’t my responsibility to keep anyone’s husband’s penis out of any orifice of my body.  I justify my use of any woman’s man as a simple event.  I used his dick, left it in better shape than when I found it, and sent it home for them to use or not use in any way they wish.  I am not going on romantic dates with him.  He does that goofy shit with you.  I may the slut, whore, whatever, but just remember, I’m the one he’s thinking about when his dick need attention.  There is a reason for that, figure it out on your own.  Anyway, moving on.  I was horny yesterday, wanted to breed, and he answered the text.  He came to my house; we fucked.  It went on for about an hour.  We goofed around quite a bit.  Got into a measuring thing.  He said his dick was 7 1/2 inches; I was like no, no it’s not.  So I got my fabric measuring tape, and he measured it and sure enough it was 7 1/2 inches… from the underside back to his balls.  Nope, can’t measure it like that.  Only what can get inside me can be measured.  From the top, the base of root to tip of the head.  Just shy of 6 inches.  The width was 2 1/4 around.  Literally, a perfect penis.  But being a guy, he had to add length to make himself feel better.  You guys put too much stock into porn.  Why is it the perfect penis?  Because I can do everything with it, that’s why.  I can suck it to the base and lick the balls at the same time, and I can send that fucker straight up inside me to the hilt in any position, and it still gets far enough to hit the important spots.  I can bottom his dick out to the root inside my ass.  All things I can’t do with 10 inch dicks.  Yes, big dicks have their advantage and I will never quit craving to have one touch where nobody else can.  But I will never quit craving the feeling of dick buried to the hilt in my ass, dumping sperm in my colon.  So, depending on the day, I will normally choose 8 inch and under wangs.  Again, depending on the day and who the penis happens to be attached to helps determine the desire.  So, we got the correct measurement, and we were off to the races.  I jerked him, sucked him, fucked him on top, from behind, on my side and was on the edge of cumming.  I was waiting till he emptied his nut into me to push me over the edge, but the bastard pulled out.  No, he didn’t cum.  He wanted to have me get on my knees and suck his sperm out of him.  He had a specific position and scenario in mind, so he had been thinking this out.  I was like, what about my vagina?  Who is going to fuck it stupid?  He said he would make me cum no matter what.  I gave in.  I was kind of turned on about taking a load of nut down my throat, so on my knees I went.  I sucked it to the root, licked his balls for a few seconds and boom, he blasted sperm straight down my gullet.  I kept my tongue flat on the underside of his balls and could feel that little muscle or whatever it is in there pumping away.  I like when I keep a dick all the way down my throat and make it cum.  It’s easy just start swallowing while it’s all the way back there.  More dicks have lost their nut that way then not.  So it must me good.  Anyway, I almost came from that… almost.  But I didn’t dammit.  I wanted to, I really like to cum from sucking jizz out of balls but it just didn’t get over the edge this time.  Close… but no cigar.  So I made him lick my ass while I used a vibrator on my clit, which was massive.  Took me about 2 minutes and my pussy went off like a bomb.  Overall, a good solid fuck session.  Had sperm heartburn for the rest of the day, but I am more than OK with that.  

It’s good to be old.  I get to do anything I want with dicks, pussies, whatever, with no guilt, shame, or any of that other bullshit they try to instill in people about sex.  Nothing but pure enjoyment.  I am having the time of my life sexually and have no plans to slow down.