Friday it is… my most likely to get laid day, and it is look.. (OnlyFans)

Friday it is… my most likely to get laid day, and it is looking like it’s going to hold true to that assertion.  Excuse the big words, I don’t even know if I use them correctly.   What is going on today?  Who knows.  I plan on getting seriously impaled by penis… so there is that.  Other than that, who knows what the day may bring.

I keep getting pics from different guys on Twitter.  Dick pics, that is.  Now, as most of you know, I don’t mind getting dick pics.  You like getting tit and pussy pics… and so do I, as well as dick pics.  I am obviously a fan of the penis, so why in the world would it would upset me at seeing them?  Ironically, tons of chicks are offended.  The real reason it offends them is their goofy boyfriends/husband/agent runs the account for them.  Neither here nor there.  Back to the pics of dicks.  I keep getting pics of the most magnificent penis’s possibly on the planet.  The same three or four pics I have gotten a thousand times since 2012, when I first logged on to Twitter the first time.  I call this “CockFishing.”  What do they think is going to happen if I ever were to meat them and they dropped their pants and out pops what is glaringly obvious a penis that was not in the pic?  I am certainly not just going to overlook that fact.  In fact, I would put it right back away and be on my way.  Social Justice Warriors sound off.  Tell me how mean that is.  I mean, he only lied and cheated a little bit.  What’s the big deal?  Big deal is he lied and cheated his way to meat me.  I wasn’t after his personality or his looks, I was after the perfect penis and what they advertised  was substituted for a vastly inferior product.  I choose to take my business elsewhere.  My business being my severely disappointed pussy.  Anyway, not like it would ever get that far.  Again, like I said, I have seen these same three or four dick pics a million times over the years, but I guess the people sending them to me have just discovered them.  They do not know that I discount them as “CockFish” perpetrators and move along.

People want me to be the other women for them.  They want to cheat on their significant other with me.  Bad idea.  I tire quickly of all people, both guys and girls, and before you know it I’m cheating on you and you now no longer have a wife or girlfriend to go back to.  I often tell people don’t dump your wife or girlfriend until you know it’s exactly what you want to do because I won’t be in the picture for very long.  If I am involved in long term relationships it’s because they know I am not exclusive to them.  I might cancel our date to fuck someone else.

Here is a quick hint to see if we are even remotely compatible.  If you won’t fuck me in the bathroom at your parents’ house after being invited over for dinner, then I will probably get bored quickly.  We can always cum up with an explanation… or better yet, is an explanation really needed?

A few months ago, a fellow I have known for a long time accused me of seeing him only for his money.  First, I didn’t even know what he did for a living, if he told me I forgot.  Second, if he has money I never knew it nor suspected it.  Mostly because I didn’t care.  Third, the only reason I kept seeing him was for his penis.  I was falling in love with both his dick and his testicles.  His dick was just long enough, just fat enough, and his nuts pumped out the most gracious loads of sperm my insides could desire.  Him telling me that made me lose interest in his penis.  I was never interested in him, probably why I didn’t know he has lots of money.  Since I lost the desire for his dick, I lost desire to see him.  He’s back.  My vagina is kind of sloppy thinking about his dick and would love to get a sperm slurpee from it.  Should I?  Shouldn’t I?  Fuck it, my box wins.  I’m gonna do terrible things to that mans cock with my vagina.  When it gets done with it, his testicles will be raisins and his dick will be shrunk to the size of a baby carrot.  If he mentions money, I am going to make him pay off my mortgage.

I will keep you posted on further events of the day and this weekend so stay tuned!