Post 1 of 2: Good evening, everyone. I know it's cold arou.. (OnlyFans)

Post 1 of 2:  Good evening, everyone.  I know it's cold around the country and these are the only pictures I have that are recent, as in with a month, and kind of have a cold weather theme to it.  Doing winter stuff is kind of hard when it's mid 70s outside.  I know, rubbing it in but anyway, these will have to do!

I got stiffed on the stiffy pics and I am pretty sure I am not going to get them.  Lesson learned… again.  But fuck me once, it was fun, fuck me on the pics and that will effectively end any future fucking… that’s my motto.  Moving on.

Apparently a lot of guys think they want a freaky bizarre girl in the sack… till she is fondling your junk in the supermarket.  Then you just want her to hold your hand.  Up the game boys, up the damn game.  Where did all this cuddling shit come from?  Who wants to fucking cuddle?  I’ll cuddle, but your dick is going to be inside me.  Man, I was a chick before my time.  I was more into actual fun shit like guns, jeeps, swamping, and fucking than most guys were.  I was doing that shit before it was cool.  I think it makes the sex better being like that.  I’m like your best friend, except occasionally I want your dick to rearrange my guts.  Then afterwards we can eat crap food till we can’t walk.  Just saying.

Working out provides several benefits on top of making you healthier.  After a good hard workout, I want several things.  In this order:

1: I want your penis.

2: I want food.

3: I want more of your penis.

So, what have we learned here?  Working out makes you hungry and not just for food.  That may be why I have banged so many guys from the gym.  I am primed and lubed after a good workout, ready to hit the dick with a heavy beat down if you know what I mean.  Thirsty after a workout?  Best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet pussy.  Just saying.

Someone asked me what I do if a guy cums to fast when we are getting our freak on.  Nothing.  I do nothing.  I figure it isn’t his fault that I have kick ass pussy that can drain a cock in seconds flat.  I just have to remember to turn the drain the testicles mode down to mild the next time.  It happens.  Best to get it out of the way right up front.  That way I have plenty of time to work on round two.  If you nut instantly in round two, you better be prepared to settle into a long session where your ears will connect with my thighs.  I will get mine, I assure you of that.  I don’t show up to a good fuck to go home without a good cum.  That is my answer and I am sticking to it.