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So, unique video.  @u125291845 He cums twice in less than a minute.  He couldn’t do the Amazon position for long because his testicles protested and demanded release immediately, and I lost the volume.  Still a pretty good video, I would say.  Check it out!  Sorry about the creepy Friday the 13th music, it’s the only licensed music I have for some reason.

Ahh, It’s Friday.  Somewhere out there is a penis that I have been looking for since Monday and I feel like I just might find it tonight… just saying.  Is it yours?  Hopefully, it won’t be just my pillow getting head tonight.

Ok, let’s peruse Twitter hotty’s again.  I enjoy looking at the hot chicks on Twitter.  Mostly because they are nude.  Wait just an ever-loving porn minute…. who is this sexy MILF bitch… oh, I clicked on my own profile again.

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a Roman Helmet.  What is a Roman Helmet, you ask?  Good question.  It’s a variation of Tea Bagging.  A Roman Helmet is where you place the testicles on your forehead, which feels amazing in case you were wondering, and the penis drapes across your nose thereby resembling a Roman Helmet.  You then stroke said penis till it dumps jizz into your open mouth.  Which not only feel amazing but tastes even better… in case you were wondering.  Now you know.  The Roman Helmet.  I have been thinking about the Roman Helmet.  I have had several pleasurable experiences with it.  Mostly the mental aspect.  The last time I did it was a few months ago, but I can still remember the way it felt when his balls started squishing up in side the sack.  Followed by whatever parts inside you guys that start pumping and spasming around, I can feel that on my forehead.  Followed by a mouthful of hot nut, it’s kind of hard to beat.  I was going to do it yesterday, but when I told the guy I was cumming; it started him down that path of no return.  No time to set it up.  It’s difficult getting a guy you just met to do the Roman Helmet.  I get it, it’s a bit weird, but the mind wants what the vagina tells it to.  You kind of have to find a guy who knows you are bit whacked in the sex department.  Anyway, go Romans!

Watched some guys playing pool at the Full Moon Saloon.  I’m telling you, I don’t play pool, but I’m pretty sure I could give them a run for their money.  They kept rubbing that blue chalk block on the end of their stick.  One, they don’t have a clue as to why they’re doing it, but apparently, it makes them feel better by doing it.  Second, they would always look at me while they're doing it.  I think it was an subconscious sexual reference.  If they would have stopped rubbing chalk on their sticks, I might have rubbed their other stick with something not dry at all.  Keep that in mind, guys.  If a girl is watching you play with sticks… she may have sticks on her mind.  Again, just saying.

Friday.  Do they still do casual Friday?  Been a while since I have worked in an office environment.  I never did well at casual Friday.  I got sent home once because they thought my shorts were too short and my blouse didn’t have enough buttons.  Said I would upset the customers.  The problem for me was that one, I like to wear provocative things and if you give me the freedom to do so, I’m doing it.  Second, spurring me on is I wanted to get the delivery driver to put his dick inside of me.  So, I wore stuff that I thought my help my vaginas plight to get bred by said delivery driver.  Which he eventually did just that, several times.  When I say bred, I actually mean it with this guy.  I could get pregnant back then, and even though I was married at the time, I literally made him dump his sperm in me.  Three times in one night.  Being married made it even hotter for me.  I know, another weird sexual fantasy.  Sorry, can’t help it, so I guess not sorry.

Hysterectomy at age 30.  Don’t fall for the hype guys.  Best thing I ever did.  Sure, I have had to take HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, but that’s nothing.  I hear all the BS about losing your sex drive and all that.  No good doctor will medically agree with you on that.  A shrink, yes, medical doc, no.  I heard all the horror stories about losing my sex drive, which was extremely high to begin with, and I was mortified that I would lose it.  I loved being a horny ho with zero plans of giving it up.  I did the operation and a month later I was so fucking horny I was looking at fire hydrants in whole fresh ways.  I had zero loss of sexual appetite and unbelievably my sex drive went into hyper-drive and I’ve never looked back.  No period ever again, never have to worry about getting knocked up and even though I do love that fantasy, it’s fantastic not having to worry about it in reality.  Do the hormones help?  I am sure they do, but being in a state of perpetual arousal, that’s a state of mind.  I tell you this because I was watching a married couple argue on TV about how his wife never wants to have sex and now she has to get a hysterectomy and has told her husband sex is going to be off the table.  Forever.   What the doc should have told her husband was its time to take her off the table… forever.   I know, blah blah blah, he should love her for who she is, in sickness and in health.  First, a hysterectomy is not the end all of surgeries by any means.  Second, she should love him for who he is… a man with a hard dick that needs his testicles emptied and little effort on her part would go a hell of a long way.  Look, if you were a guy who medically could never get your dick hard again, thats fine.  But my pussy still wants some human interaction, if you know what I mean.  So get to licking, use your fingers, grab some toys, lets get this vagina party started.  I’m good with that.  I’m going to cheat on you but I would have cheated on you whether your dick was hard or not.  Man, I am a bad role model for this subject.  I should just shut up now.   

Catch all a bit later today!