Post 1 of 2: Here are a few pics from yesterday. I forgot .. (OnlyFans)

Post 1 of 2:  Here are a few pics from yesterday.  I forgot to take them off my phone and almost deleted them.  I do that a lot.  Delete stuff.  Beats losing money, though.  I fucking hate when I lose money.  Falls out of my purse, who knows how it gets gone, but when it does, I get all bent out of shape.  Why am I telling you this?  I don’t know.

Ok, so back to typing.  You can keep the speech to text apps.  They suck balls.  That is all I will say about that.

Words of wisdom.  Beware of this post/tweet usually accompanied with a version of this.  “Ooh baby do you love my pic?  I love you so much!  You make me so horny”  Anyone who says they love you without ever spending 1 second of face-to-face time is a money vacuum.  As soon as they say that, expect a follow up with “Click this link for more!”  What they really love is draining your bank account.  Don’t worry, they do the exact same thing to me and yes, depending on how hot they are… I almost tempted to fall for it.  Almost being the key word. 

Good news.  I got my Jeep up and running.  I want to lie and tell you I did it all by myself because I like doing things by myself, but I had help.  I pulled the steering column apart down to the lock bolt.  Changed the ignition switch, and that didn’t fix it.  I promptly forgot how I pulled the column apart, broke a snap ring that nobody carries and basically screwed shit up massively.  I know a guy… I know lots of guys, but I know this particular guy gets shit done.  I like guys that get shit done.  He made a snap ring from another snap ring somehow, and an hour later the steering column looked like nothing happened.  He was leaned over on his backing looking under the dash and I couldn’t help myself.  I groped his junk.  Why not?  He almost banged his head from the surprise grope.  This is in my front yard we are doing this.  I told him to go with it.  I pulled his dick out and that was not an easy feat.  It was hard, in underwear, and big enough to get stuck on everything while I was pulling it out.  Finally, out it popped, and I stroked that fucker till it was bright purple and dripping.  I would have liked to just bend over and let him breed me with his angry penis, but those pesky neighbors are always watching.  So I kept stroking.  I enjoy stroking dicks.  They feel good in my hand.  Just feels, I don’t know, right.  If you get them hard enough, then you can feel every brief twitch, pulse, throb.  I like looking at the expressions guys make when I have their cock in my hand.  I control pretty much everything when I have your dick and balls in my grip.  I could make him close his eyes and make the O face if I twisted my hands in the opposite direction.  If I just went to a good old trusty stroke the head and massage the balls technique, he would open his eyes and breathe hard.  Just when his entire body went stiff, I let go, and he demanded I keep stroking.  I didn’t, I just stared at his dick, which started jerking around in that seizure dicks have when they are about to explode.  I would say his dick was stroking out for about 10 seconds before a massive pour of sperm drooled out.  It stopped and then pumped another two or three large pours of jizz.  All of that and I didn’t touch it.  How awesome was that?  Very awesome!  I tried to ask him like technical questions about his cum, but he called me weird and clammed up.  What?  I’m curious.  It looks so perfect when guys cum like that.  I want to know what it’s like for guys.  Just the fact you empty your nuts makes me annoyingly curious what that feels like.  Anyway he did say he couldn’t remember a more extreme cum and though he would do it again it was scary intense.  Which makes me even more curious… the bastard!  He had to go home with a shirt covered in cum stains.  Tough cookies for him, I do it all the time!

Catch you all later!