I know I have been absent for most of the day, but I had goo.. (OnlyFans)

I know I have been absent for most of the day, but I had good reason.  I was getting a box full of dick.  Which by way of said fucking, obtained a full size testicle load in said box.  So there, I had a good and gooey excuse.  It’s not much of a video but it’s a video so cut a girl a break.  It’s hard to fuck properly and keep a camera going.  Hence the end result only.  So, yes, I am happy about that.  I can still feel it squirming around inside of me, and that means one thing.  I will need to finger myself off in remembrance of said fuck.  So it is written, so it shall be done.

Quit trying to drag me into politics.  Don’t email me about politics, tweet me about politics, text me about politics.  I will disappoint you.  I swing wildly to the left, and then wildly back to the right.  Rinse and repeat.  Depends on the subject.  That is exactly how I like it to be.  I will not blindly agree with you, nor will I blindly disagree.  I will make my own informed opinion when I am good and fucking ready and I don’t base my decisions off of moronic memes from Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.  I don’t base my opinion on anyone because of their political leanings.  If we all agreed on everything, we would all be morons walking off a cliff because someone said it was a good idea.  Here is one of the few phrases I actually try to live by… if you think you are the smartest person in the room, you’re not.  Politics are personal to me, and I don’t need anyone telling me what to think.  I can fuck things up just fine all by myself, I don’t need your help.  Thank you for your cooperation.

Dick ratings, I am so behind on dick ratings.  I love rating dicks, but I am not sure you guys dig all my ratings.  I call them like I see them.  If you want a five star review, no matter what, find some chick on here that calls you babe, tells you she loves you, and then asks for money.  You will get your five star review.  I, on the other hand, will point out the zit on the tip of said dick and apply the required zit deduction.  I will deduct points for lack of grooming.  Fuzzy pictures, lack of testicles, not hard, all will get you less than a stellar review.  Don’t blame the messenger.  So take some pride in your dick pics fella, put some effort into them.  It will be worth it in the end.  Hell, it might even end up in someone’s end if you keep it up… literally! 

I am not a shy person.  I might need to learn to tone it down, though.  I find I am offending people more and more these days.  It may be that people are just more easily offended, I don’t know.  When I was a kid, we used to throw lawn darts at each other.  Now they aren’t allowed to play Dodge Ball.  They asked me at the bank what my line of work was and I said adult productions.  She looked fuzzy about it so I just blurted out, “Porn, I make porn.”  I was just replacing a debit card, not sure why she wanted to know.  I think she was trying to upsell me on something, and that went terribly wrong for her.  To the point she got up and got another teller.  He was quite professional.  All smiles took care of business and on my way I went.  I don’t think she was fond of my career choice.  Oh well, it would be a problem if I gave one fuck about her opinion, but no fucks are given so problem averted.  My bank knows full well what I do and have so for years.  I have several accounts, one being a business with the name of MYLF Tyler Productions.  If you can’t figure it out from that, you have lived way too sheltered.  Just saying.

Man, I sound angry today.  I’m not at all.  I’m in a good mood.  Freshly bred, freshly orgasmed.  All is good.  Text sometimes doesn’t come out in the proper mood I guess.  I will cut it off here and catch you in a bit.