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I stuffed myself all day long at work for Valentine’s Day yesterday and then snuck off to the bathroom because I had to show you. I sat at my desk and ate a whole box of 10 servings of mini Reese’s cups, ate alllll the snacks people brought in, ordered wings and cheese fries for lunch, and then found out they were having a special on milkshakes in the cafeteria and made my friend run downstairs to get me one because I NEEDED it but was way too fat and lazy to get it myself. At one point when I was shoving my face with peanut butter covered popcorn, my friend literally said, “how are you possibly still eating? You cannot be hungry. Put down the popcorn!” Guess what? I didn’t 😂 When I got home I ate a whole box of cookies and more chocolate before getting pizza for dinner. What a magically fat Valentine’s Day 💘

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