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Let's get the day started on a POSITIVE note! YAY!!! Good mo..

I hope you freaks are not missing all these hints! LOL! Go l..

Another way to ask me to be your Valentine is a little somet..

Roses are red, my hair is blue! I think we should have a lit..

𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓 One of my FAVORITE squirts is coming out..

Rise and shine all you glorious fuckers! Today is going to b..

I LOVE big butts! Fuck, who am I kidding! I love ALL BUTTS! ..

I just looked it up!! It is based on a butt! I am NOT as per..

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why does a heart look like a butt and not ..

I fucking love seeing all these hearts and feeling the love ..

Rise and shine! Your mission, should you choose to accept it..

LOL! Lesson learned, be a discreet perve! DON'T stare at sex..

BAM! Landed on my head, skirt over face, ready for fucking A..

The landing was like I was ready to land on someone, legs sp..

I flew over a bench like a fucking perverted superhero on th..

Taking the term head over heels too literally lately! I saw ..

RISE! Lol, I shine all the time so all you freaks can rise f..

LOL! I sent a friend of mine a surprise gift to share the lo..

LOVE is in the air! I can feel how loved everyone is. I wann..

Valentine's Day plans: Going all out goofball. Roses are red..

𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓 One of my rarest squirt videos is co..

Good morning! Use your magic wand, the one in your pants to ..

LOL! Head over to my DMs and send me the BEST picture of you..

The PENISAURUS is not extinct!! It lives in your pants and n..

It was a Tyrannosaurus Rex but fuck I swear I saw something ..

You freaks don't need to ask questions but I just felt the n..

Do you freaks KNOW what sounds super cool? PENISAURUS!!! LOL..

Good morning! May your day be as delightful as discovering a..

LOL! I am the me you all know! I was testing all of you frea..

SOOOO! My symptoms include wet pussy, body aches for pleasur..

LOL! Thank you to the freaks who said that nothing is wrong ..

Well, I will be fucking damned! I was just sitting in a chai..

Today's mantra: inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad moods.

𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑? ❤️ A SPECIAL VIDEO IS DROPPING ON VALENTINES DA..

Omfg! Ok. I just learned the Latin for it and that is pene! ..

THANK YOU to the freaks who told me I was right, it doesn't ..

WAIT!!! What is the word for lots of pensises is it peni, PE..

Some of you freaks don't have penises which is TOTALLY fine!..

Has anyone ever noticed that happiness sounds like happy pen..

All aboard the Laughter Express – next stop, a fantastic day..

Let's start our own! Do any of you freaks own any toys you a..

I feel like I could find the BEST people if we could all tal..

Window shopping is so fucking cool! I just have ONE problem,..

𝐓𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐘 It's funny how six and SEX rhyme, it must be a ..

Time to turn those morning fantasies into fabulous realities..

LOL! Today has been a wild ride! In all the WAYS! I fucking ..

I am just so fucking surprised that this is new information!..

To all the freaks who want me as president! You guys are fuc..

Should we all just find an island and live there? Call it fu..

Just read something!! Approximately 70% of people in the U.S..