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Let's talk about IMPOSSIBLE tasks... I bought a gift for a friend but trying to wrap that thing was like trying to get out of a wet sports bra and then back into it!!  Want to know the IMPOSSIBLE part? Finding the END of the damn TAPE!! I was chewing on it after passing over it for like 5 rounds and my other friend thought it was HILARIOUS!