I can't grant magic or anything but I can protect your garde.. (OnlyFans)

I can't grant magic or anything but I can protect your garden from squirrels and the occasional rabid rat 🥰🥰  I'll need a place to sleep though... preferably one with warm sheets and a place to store dirty socks underneath 😅 I won't eat your food... but fair game is fair game. Does this sound like a deal?