If you found me on our sofa like this.. how would you greet .. (OnlyFans)

If you found me on our sofa like this.. how would you greet me?😏

*Update*: Hi guys. For those of you who follow me on Instagram you’ll be aware that I have a swollen tonsil😢 I’ve been drinking plenty of water & eating healthy today so I’m hoping that will nip it in the bud. Unfortunately I can’t talk at the moment (or at least, can talk - very croaky) but hopefully will be mended by tomorrow/Monday. I appreciate your patience in regards to customs ❤️ 

Ps. My Instagram is “the.Isabelle.Lane”